sharongooner

will these results come in faster than the local election results? Will they be in tonight, or the early hours of tomorrow?

@American Woman wrote:

:-k FYI Ugo, you can still get on the internet in L.A. :wink: . It’s amazing how technology spreads through out different countries. :D/

Your catching on with this English irony rather well AW :lol:

:wink: 8)

@*Sian wrote:

I can’t help laughing but always make sure I do my hail mary’s after :D

I read that too fast and thought is said hairy males and thought you perv!! :shock:

These drugs are doing funny things to me lol!! :lol:

Good luck Ugo.. you taking the dogs?

I remember being a kid and being really excited about seeing a hot air balloon in flight, dont seem to see as many now though.

Sounds like a great idea, weather permitting of course!

@dee wrote:

You don’t do things by halves do ya Shazza. Get well soon Shazza’s bum. Why do I feel slightly pervy saying that :shock:

I rather like it Dee 8)

I had a poo everbody!! Im so pleased with myself, I was so scared! I had to lean forward and not push too hard, I shut my eyes, and there it came, with minimal pain.

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Well it is quite true Waspish, north of Watford is a sort of semi-deserted wasteland populated by scrawny men in cloth caps and large women with strange haircuts.

This is the reason that all signposts around the northern boundaries of London all say “WATFORD & THE NORTH”

those signs always scare me! :lol:

@sunny wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@sunny wrote:

you have never known your football have ya actor

[-X Don’t get me started …

Aw didums never mind

I felt for lampard tho bless him good pen he took good game enjoyed that 8)

He had a great game, not just the pen, but that was the icing on the cake. They were a bit late to call that goal offside…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

a journalist asked a neighbour………how long he had known frittzels daughter alice….
alice? he replied……….who the fook is alice!………for 24 yrs i/ve been living nxt door to alice!

8)

tut tut! :lol:

@toybulldog wrote:

@chickenman wrote:

They don’t eat the poison they got that one sussed. Only option is a mouse trap for B & Q about £4. Has to be the one that snaps the neck. Put peanut butter on the trap plate dont bother putting lose food on it becuase they just flick it off and eat it. Use oeanut butter because it will stick to the plate and…

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Hey Shaz.. I’m approaching a mere 1,000 posts soon! I’m right “on the cusp” as it were! So ( despite you being ten times the person I am :wink:) how about a synchronised scenario to celebrate our respective milestones huh? :P

(GOD I’M SUCH A THUNDER STEALING, ATTENTION WHORE 8-[ )

:lol:

yeah man… I love joint parties!! :lol:

@Bat wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Motherboard 46 c CPU1 66 c Temp3 59 c CPUO core 82 c

HDD 42 c

Is my system too hot?

Good grief Sharon yes, wayyyyyyyyy to hot. No wonder it,s shutting down. Download this helpful little utility. It,s a diagnostic tool that tells you allsorts of useful info about your system, including the inner temp of it. Mine is…

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@sharongooner wrote:

Motherboard 46 c CPU1 66 c Temp3 59 c CPUO core 82 c

HDD 42 c

Is my system too hot?

Its had a clean, Ive moved it from under the desk and now have it stationed on a small stand a couple of inches from the ground, ran that test again and it seems to have helped. It also just completed a full system scan, which its not done in…[Read more]

Get a cat! Mine caught a poor frog last night, but we managed to save it from his fate.

Honestly mine catch tons of mice, never have any problems. And… they dont shit in their own gardens! :lol:

As we speek I have just let my neighbours long haired black cat in as the wicked owner has left him out in all the rain, so he is now snuggled up in…[Read more]

Im having loads of fruit n veg hoping that will help.

Ive just been watching Jeremy Kyle… well sort of lol… reading and having a peek with one eye.. you know?! Razor Ruddick and Jodie Marsh were guests….

Cheers sianny, Ive not had the prodding (yet), they felt I was in enough discomfort as it was, but if after 6 weeks there is still a prob then Xray and prodding. Im hoping it will not come to that!

Your right about the pain… Ive not had a poo since sunday… Im too scared! :oops:

you should know us by now NCB :lol: :wink:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBES!

AND WELCOME BACK PEBBLES!!

:lol:

Cheers Catz, my mum did the same, years ago on the stairs. I remember her doing it. She says it never really goes completely and she is still nervous about getting on a bike all these years on.

Bloody bums eh.

@minim wrote:

Brilliant thread. Love the links.

He couldn’t act though. Anyone remember Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence?

Disagree…. he was quality in Labryinth! 8) though Im slighty biased as it is one of my all time favorite films.