sharongooner

Happy returns to Sgt’s mummy
Im sure she knows her son is funny 8) :wink:
He is A champ of youtube links
(And JUST the odd cheeky wink :wink: )

Give the Oirish lady a hug from me
She gave us you, its only fair you see
That you thank her for that, and loudly say
Sgt’s Mummy…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :lol:
XXXXX

@rubyred wrote:

lucky,i can only imagine that sheer fear..are you up for her job ?

id totaly deny it and try and bamboozle her how and why it was meant for another person. Only you know what was said,,im sure it could fit in someplace with another person..??

that’s exactly what I’d do… blag a way out… say you were talking about your aunties…[Read more]

It doesnt exactly send a great message to the children does it? What a shame.

@Pete wrote:

brilliant 8)

I just found out that there are no wings or wongs registered in the telephone book of china. It must be in case they wing the wong number.

I remember sitting up in a pram. I remember it so clearly that it cant have been a dream.

Ive got loads, too many to post. I just wish my short term memory were as crystal clear.

Has your boss got your number in her phone?

If not then total denial would work, as there will be no proof.

Can you make a joke out of it…. brush it off?

Im loving this thread 8)

Well done toy and everybody x

Evening Bass :lol:

It would be the best April fools day gaff ever if it werent true :lol:

I cant say really, but it was completely off the wall….

….. and breathe out Sunny :lol: 8)

@toybulldog wrote:

@minim wrote:

Eek a mouse, Pete Tosh, well the list goes on… haven’t done any googling to find links yet. I went to WOMAD a few years ago, and heard some fantastic new sounds from that area. One guy called Luciano was particularly good. I boogied my butt off that night. :)

Luciano yeah, the gangster names were part of things…

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frowning and pondering…. wtf was it all about?

Perhaps it will become clear tomorrow

@(f)politics? wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

you can’t start a thread about cuddles AND hugs, it’s all too confusing.

cuddles = pictures of sex with flat-eared badgers with rumanian accents while wearing knuckledusters

hugs= …….same only with leather involved.

blimey, it’s a good job I’m here…….

you make me laugh your mind is so “way out…

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@sunny wrote:

i did tx ya back pats but me phones playing up big time after i threw it across the kitchen :oops:

Tell him il kick his f00king balls into the goal he keeps it up lol

know how you feel mate x

@toybulldog wrote:

I’m putting this up again because first time round the censorship fingy turned it into shyte, which is kind of ironic. But I was new to message boards in them days and am no longer so young and naive.

the boys i mean are not refined

the boys i mean are not refined
they go with girls who buck and bite
they do not give a fu/ck…

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@Anita Gofradump wrote:

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you dont half like repeating yourself :wink:

@(f)politics? wrote:

so sorry born nothing worse than losing an animal you love, give the wee lad a hug too xxxx

ditto x

I love porn, its brilliant.