sharongooner

we must be like a bunch of students then, all these teachers joining up lol!!

whens the register…. Im Here!!!!!! :lol:

Err…. wottsa bim? :shock:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

So you dont watch it to see men rubbing there crotch all the time shazza?….come on admit it!

:lol: once that ball has been used a bit they gotta give it a rub innit :lol:

dont pull the straps too tight poli or I will put you on the fan again…. :lol:

whenever I see the title of this thread I start singing this to myself, we sang it in a production at the local theatre bout 20 years ago:

Brother Bertie went away, to do his bit the other day.
With a smile on his lips and his lieutenant pips upon his shoulder bright and gay.
As the train moved out he said: ‘Remember me to all the girls’
And then…[Read more]

@Janey wrote:

But 2 men would do the jobs properly

dont be so silly!

Crickets brilliant, but a lot of people dont like it. Mostly because they dont know the rules.

I hated it up till about 7 years ago, then one day I thought, ok, if Dave insists on watching it all the time I may as well try to understand it.

So for ages Id bombard him with questions, some even he didnt know the answer to. Then once I gained a…[Read more]

so whats this weeks lottery numbers then gofra? :lol:

It was sooo bad I fell asleep at 9.30 and Ive not done that

a) EVER when football is on

b) EVER atall!

I was a bit ill, but its no excuse. the football sent me to sleep, so we really really do have problems. :shock:

@(f)politics? wrote:

Reading Martina Cole “The Ladykiller at the moment good so far :)

Ive read all hers, they are a bit repetative, but still a good read. :wink:

I know what you mean about the enchanted wood lol read them all loads of times, old Moonface up the magic faraway tree and always wondering which land would be up there next time they…[Read more]

@sunny wrote:

A stupid prat of a husband Why the f00k im still married to the f00king c00nt il never no

Only gone and burnt one of me best tops doing the ironing ffs :evil:

Duno how many times iv told the thick f00ker it dont need irioning if you take it out the washer and hang it staright up ](*,)

Thats nearly as bad as Dave seeing a…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

Roxy..29??? Yeah right

think she was 30, but that was all in jest.

Saw her on Rossy the other week, looking soooo much better without all that slap and her hair without all the extensions. Nice young lady.

@rubyred wrote:

/sets up the mobile disco.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

kareoke mikes at the ready :lol:

@Sir Actor wrote:

hmm instead of fox hunting then let’s round the blughters up, take them to a slaughterhouse and slit their throats.
That way we’re ALL happy. No hunting .. no foxes, just a nice easy kill. sorted.
The meat can be sold to Polish migrants/ Well it’s better than carp isn’t it? :wink:

I thought the Poles had acquired a taste for…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Bat wrote:

:lol: :lol:
Tell you what else made me happy. I stayed up till midnight last night watching most haunted live. I was very proud of meself, coz I,m normally in me belfrey wayyyyyyyyy earlier than that. And I shall be up watching it again tonight too. Sad eh lol. :lol: :lol:

pah! the scariest thing about most…

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where ya been crazy??

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Its going to get worst, there are reports of “wilde boar” having a sex on the beach.

I can’t wait for the foxies and boars scraping on the beach.

Oh dear…. well if they are nicking your co/cktails that throws a completely different light on it all :shock:

Ive read hundreds, your gonna hate me finding this thread lol!!

Favorite all time??

The Wishing Chair…. Again ~ Enid Blyton 8)

I was soooo glad after reading the first that there was a follow up, I think I actually won a game of hop scotch that day!!

@misterboston wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

@misterboston wrote:

Maybe it’s just that the English football teams are better.

Is there one English football team on earth?

Alright soccer, I thought the Brits (and the rest of the world) called it football.

Mr B let me introduce you to Emma :lol:

Cant reply to this since Yukon ruined it.

Agree with all the sensible answers

Batty, and pinky and pebs

But…. it neednt take up any more parliamentary time, that must be taken up with targeting smokers and drinkers of course, ooh… and those who dont re-use plastic carrier bags… the swines!

Horrific “sport” as they like to call it. :evil: