sharongooner

Try wiping your screen with some kleenex after your wank, that should remove any spillage.

@Sword wrote:

Is that sperm on your chin?

you got a thing about me?

@Sword wrote:

Is that sperm on your chin?

?

@R.O.T.T wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@R.O.T.T wrote:

@Matty wrote:

thought it was a yellow card tackle myself, just unlucky really

you and the bulls,hitdog
are so keen to suck up to sunny it has affected your vision
as i said on a far more intelligent post he should be sine die from football

id suck up sunny all day long 8)
you on the other…

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This one Jo:

http://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/viewtopic.php?t=16492

although your one aint bad!!

Yes I remember rentaghost lol!!

I just watched all the dolmio ones you posted last night, Ive gotta send the links to my mum and dad they are soooo funny!!

my hair is wickedly straight!!

Im so pleased with these straighteners, they are my new best friend. I love the lil gold baggy thing as well, though Ive not mastered squeezing the lead in that bag bit yet!

A huge thumbs up from me 8)

Im out tonight… and Im wearing a dress :shock:

As a jeans/trousers girl its very odd!

@rubyred wrote:

suppose i should have a baff ! im covered in curry with cooking while under the influence !

i smell like a Bengali Balti !

thats actually quite attractive! :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

This just a Wee Ode to ‘ Frosty Breaches ‘ aka ‘ Frosty Face ‘ my grannie has passed over…. had a dig @ me rite to the end bless her lol ‘ Your Late..!!! ‘

‘ Frostys Howlers ‘

My Lass saying to my Grannie when she walked in with Immac on her chin and lip… Ohhh GreatGrandma have you hurt urself, ‘ Aye its cream to make it…

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fuuck that what do you think we have a fish pond for??

Its always overflowing in the summer!

I had to choose what orchid I wanted for Mothers day bless. was in the Garden centre when I got your text and nearly peed myself! :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

hahahaha..i can see me noo,,wandering into the legion like a lost cause.”wheres shazza and dave, Mister” i tell ye kid,,if my wee lamb was’nt 21 on monday id have been on that next train ! its only 6 hours now to kings cross,,then to essex ?

keep yer phone on :) nah i will be sensible ! erm..

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well you know where I am 8) but ffs get a shimmy on, we’re going out in 3 hours!

@rubyred wrote:

i slept like a log,,! first night .well, day in ages..! i needed that sleep after being up with fvcking abscess ! apart from being slightly tired and pillow marked on face,,im fine. in fact,im having a voddie and irn bru as i type ! was a toss up between that and coffee..
and the suns shining,and my pal Donna just called me saying…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

Reading my drunken posts, which dont make sense. Dont even remember being
ere… :oops:

:lol:

I was supposed to be one of the dirty stop in’s, but i think i was asleep by 12! what a lightweight eh – bottle and a half of wine and i woke up in the spare bed not knowing how i got there :shock: 8)

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My mate used to have a conolly double album, we used to play it all the time when we had drunk our cider.. I love the one when he talks about being in class and shi**ing himself and the teacher cries Heeeeees sh*t himsel….. go get his sister!!!!!! :lol:

@ugo wrote:

what ever happened to that Oss fella from down under ?

got a girlfriend so we are no longer needed :wink:

@rubyred wrote:

coeeeeeee ye feckers :) im back.!

and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :lol:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

or cambridge :shock:

Cooee :lol:

*waves up the motorway* :lol: