sharongooner

@Langstraat wrote:

One rainy day last year I was visited by a pair of JW’s and because of the inclement weather invited them in. Out of courtesy I showed them into my lounge and bid them to be seated. I asked whether they would like a cup of tea and a slice of cake; both of which they declined. Well I wasn’t going to be put off my elevenses and…

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It is in Hertfordshire… next to Essex.

She ^^ reminds me of Olivia Newton John.. same sort of voice.

I like her.

I saw the last one with conolly, it was ok, but really just talking about previous shows.

I will have a rummage around youtube later see if I can find it for ya.

oh Mary they are as funny as fook!!

The glega cat… calling the cats fish breathed c**ts!
And the scottish dolmio… what can i say!! “something smells shite”!! :lol:

Brilliant, I love it when the tone is lowered :lol: :lol:

My hubby put salt in my glass of water…. I spat it out straight away, some of it over him. :twisted:

Laughed for about an hour, so much my sides hurt :wink: , but I will get my revenge…. 8)

(are we the only people who play sick practical jokes on each other??)

A bit of randomness for the parlour

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check out their “carol vorderman” song, but make sure any little’uns with big ears are safely out the way… Im still lmao!!!!! :lol:

“Oh carol
Every time I watch Countdown
I just have to pull my pants down”……. :lol: :lol:…[Read more]

We still got those cabinets at work :oops:

@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

its only miss minx/kate/yuna etc etc… she gives it all away by bad spelling !

any min now she will go …” fooled ya its really me”

and any min now we HAVE to pretend…were “fooled” !

any min???? you mean any week surely!! :lol: we have to have a piccy posted first, then a huge row, then…

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Helping a woman who’s waters broke in the middle of her court hearing… one way of getting an adjournment I suppose!

Seriously, I hope she is okay, she was only 26 weeks bless her.

It was on Channel 5, so not sure if they will repeat it again ugo.

Why aint the rest of the world getting together our Earthquake fund? eh? :shock:

This guy was in an open top truck, it seems things have moved on… sadly!

I used to only to him when I was younger purely for the excitement of seeing the horse and if mum didnt have a sugar cube Id have some polo mints or anything I could grab (digestive biscuits went down well). Then when I got older and blagged my way into getting free horse…[Read more]

^^ obviously a quote there :lol:

You reminded me… megaphone… we actually had a real live rag and bone man go past my house on Sunday morning, now that was a real blast from the past. Took me right back it did. :lol: he had a bell and everything and a voice I could not understand… roar rar rar raoooorrrrr.. pause… blah blah more of the same…! :lol:

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@ugo wrote:

Today I had a close encounter with electric fence :(

stop sending your poor dog down holes in illegal places then!

Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!
I said dreamer, you’re nothing but a dreamer
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!
I said “Far out, – What a day, a year, a laugh it is!”
You know, – Well you know you had it comin’ to you,
Now there’s not a lot I can do

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Owen Kash has decamped to the land of el torres and Gaudi..

well if only I knew where they were Id treck off and drag him back, he was a laugh!

I reckon it would be lovely in neon lights :wink:

That would be a first here on JC 8)