sharongooner

Spurs would be nothing without him

If she is still getting ready now making herself look gorgous she has problems Matty :shock:

Absolutly. Bet it was scary though!

Madonna – Crazy for you 8)

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

people who dance in their own homes, not good. You must be on the loopy juice shazza :P

no not tonight, got in at 5am and Im still suffering. Irn bru is all that is passing my lips tonight… some might say that is loopy juice

Unbelievable – EMF (classic)

dirty sod he is :lol:

@Matty wrote:

oh right… no… i’m a good shagger

Im sure you are Matty :wink:

@Matty wrote:

i don’t… they have all been shyte

I meant shagwise

Im Free – The Soup Dragons 8) feel like I might have a dance soon

Kean is sooooo wasted there, he should go to a proper club.

@Matty wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

This is how it feels to be lonely – Inspiral Carpets

how does it feel to be lonely… how does it feel to be small
how does it feel when this world means nothing at all

stonkin tune innit 8)

This is how it feels to be lonely – Inspiral Carpets

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Matty wrote:

my mate… she said… 8pm.. its now 9.44pm.. she text me saying on her way.. women… they can dance.. but they fucing take forever to get ready

not me, i can be ready in about 30 minutes, full slap on, slip on a frock, run the straighteners over my hair and im out the door

same here. 8)

@Matty wrote:

hey.. i’ve had sex more times this year then the whole of last year mrs…

i’m doing ok…..

Great! Hope the rest of the year follows in a similar fashion for you :wink:

Dock of the bay – Otis 8)

@Matty wrote:

this conversation is making me horny again

it dont take much does it

Honest Pebs they are brill. Dont get the pump action one, get the aerosol as you can hold it upside down to do your backs of your legs and back and bottom. You do get brown soles on your feet though, because it does waft down and you tread in the spray.

Ive changed my bed linen to brown as I got fed up of it staining, so now I cant see it lol

Take my breath away – Berlin

you aint got man boobs ave ya?

@Matty wrote:

its a change… I don’t infact feel that horny tonight… I am feeling like I don’t need sex tonight

flippin eck someone call a doctor…. Matty hang on in there mate, Im sure its just a phase!!

Im the queen of fake tan lol

At the moment Ive got the Loreal spray that dries instantly, 10/10.

Next best is Boots No 7 spray, its about 12 quid but worth it as that also dries in seconds and no rubbin in required.

I always wear black bras after applying though… it makes your white ones go orange :evil: