sharongooner

Not one of them wanted the op for medical reasons ie. discomfort whilst having jiggy jiggy, or wearing tight fitting clothes…….. they all wanted the op because they want to look like po/rn stars or models who have either already had anything that resembles skin on the outside hacked off or airbrushed away… fantasy land.

Variety is the spice…[Read more]

cat wont go out cos people walked past… bloody selfish sods.

@toybulldog wrote:

thats no way to talk about the football posters pete

get to bed… you’ve got to be up soon!

Mikeys embarassing story was the funniest bit that actually made me laugh out loud last night, bless him!

Did we see a bit of sympathy/sign of slight emotion on Rex’s face after Mikey revealed when he last experienced sight?

If we did it didnt last long, selfish pig…. “who pays to get in clubs”… cant wait till he gets “papped” in London on a…[Read more]

I dreamt about having a fairy fluu party and we were all sitting on the floor with mirrors. When I looked at mine I could see my ribs…. all my innards were missing.

horribloodyrific it was… yuck!

Ive gone round and smashed all my mirrors today incase I get tempted to have a butchers when inebriated.

no way……… thats well trippy……

/checks hair :shock:

pmsl pp!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: make sure your flies are done up, dont want you “popping out” :lol:

Which BB9 Housemate are you? :shock:

pmsl :lol:

@Dolly wrote:

oops! thats what you get for using an onscreen keyboard. :oops:

How do you get it to stay there, I just picked mine up and tried it and couldnt see the screen….

and do you notice a lot of the ladies leave their long hair untied and flowing everywhere too? I would have thought you should have it tied back.

For a country surrounded by water we aint doing that well in the diving….

I love it Pats! :lol: but if billy did that I would bloody kill him, his hair is all long now, Id be mortified! :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

im sure they have them in lanchashire.. dollys spelling NOT mine.

:lol:

Essechs is very cold today! :lol:

dundeech is urinating with rain !

lol… but on a serious note I was sat on the settee last night in jim jams, socks (one pink one green) and full length fluffy dressing gown, its not on is…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

im sure they have them in lanchashire.. dollys spelling NOT mine.

:lol:

Essechs is very cold today! :lol:

The site crashed when I entered my answers :shock: :lol:

@prettypink wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I anticipate a triumverate of boring plebeian barstards. :twisted:

Iv gotta get my dictionary out for that post Esm. :?

and when you’ve found it let me know whether Im a triumverate or not!

Good Morning 8)

@*Sian wrote:

The decorators at her house made me piss :lol:

“I like oral sex, giving and receiving” :lol: I wanted to give him a slap!

You came very close to almost saying “she asked for it” Slayer!

If we cross the road and get hit by a car it must be our fault because roads are dangerous places and we have put ourselves in danger.