sharongooner

@minim wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

is it just me or is your man too fake looking? He needs roughing up a bit and some body hair would be nice.

Fake? Fake? How very dare you. I helped him glue those lashes on personally. Superglue! It will take a gorilla with pliers to get them off.

And he is trying to emulate my six pack. As for the body hair,…

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@sharongooner wrote:

Id rather be a sprout
than a fake baked alaska

I don’t know how… but I think there’s something very profound lurking in that statement Shaz :)

@MEMORY wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

My eldest is off to France for a day trip with school tomorrow, and Im worrying about it :oops:

He will be fine sharon – stop worrying :D

I am pretending to work and booking my holiday

Yer I know, cant help it. :oops:

Making him some dinner for his return tonight.

@sharongooner wrote:

My eldest is off to France for a day trip with school tomorrow, and Im worrying about it :oops:

He will be fine sharon – stop worrying :D

I am pretending to work and booking my holiday

@sharongooner wrote:

Justin lee collins and alan carr on the Sunday night project, doing Amy and Lily, funniest thing Ive seen in ages, oh and alan carr doing Johnny rotten!

And getting moist over mark ronson 8)

I saw Alan Carr for the first time last night, guesting on Top Gear. What an embarrassment to the human race. People like him make me wanna puke.

@sharongooner wrote:

Good girl, how exactly does that work then?!

duck tape across the mouth works wonders

@sharongooner wrote:

@minim wrote:

So, my housemate is a love em and leave em bad boy, with no need for mascara he really is that pretty. He has a sense of humour then.

Perfect, though I had wanted a gay one.

He will win of course.

I dont mind swapping with you?

u beat me to it lol

He’s a bit yummy lol

@sharongooner wrote:

He was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater 8) I like to think I sing it perfect :lol:

not that song but still funny
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/97020

@sharongooner wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

shhhhhhhhhh sharon yer promised not to kiss n tell :? :roll: :lol:

Like I could ever keep my gob shut!

Lol sharon loves ya right back xxx

@polythene_pam wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

what on earth??!! :shock: how rude PP!

Why is I wonder, that when somebody is needlessly rude/agressive towards me nobody turns a hair, but when I retaliate in kind I get a fkin slap! ……not very fair is it?

Shazza, I’m deeply dissapointed in you girl, to date you have kept yourself well out of the ‘…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

what on earth??!! :shock: how rude PP!

Gotta love her tho to be honest, sounds more and more like our dearly beloved every day!

the cream always rises to the surface doesnt it?

time will tell, you in a hurry? Ive got all day, what about you? Custard cream?! :lol: :wink:

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

what on earth??!! :shock: how rude PP!

Gotta love her tho to be honest, sounds more and more like our dearly beloved every day!

the cream always rises to the surface doesnt it?

time will tell, you in a hurry? Ive got all day, what about you? Custard cream?! :lol: :wink:

@sharongooner wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Im going to record the repeat later as I completely missed the lot last night, was on the phone to my mate having one of our drunken conversations that last about two hours, you know the ones where you try and remember the next day what of any importance any of it was?! :oops:

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@prettypink wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Im going to record the repeat later as I completely missed the lot last night, was on the phone to my mate having one of our drunken conversations that last about two hours, you know the ones where you try and remember the next day what of any importance any of it was?! :oops:

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Did you know that when you drink copious amounts of JD& Coke you poo is black :oops: :lol:

and red wine
and guiness

:lol:

oh and Madness blue co cktail gee’s ya blue poo lol

Jeeze this is like a link to alchy’s reunited :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Did you know that when you drink copious amounts of JD& Coke you poo is black :oops: :lol:

and red wine
and guiness

:lol:

oh and Madness blue co cktail gee’s ya blue poo lol

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I WANT A RAINBOWBRITE… DO THEY COME IN PAIRS?? :lol:

scuse me… hic

Oh i say! :oops: :lol: Stay off the Lambrini Shaz! :shock: :lol:

Lambrini is not wine and should be banned from being sold!

Like batty says your piccys are very pwetty 8)

@sharongooner wrote:

too drank tonite :lol: will respod proper tomora pats/mams xxxx

aye.. coo ca choo..i went to my Raymondos graduation.. he is like a son to me, 21. I have gave him tips for 4 years and he gets the maid exam pass from VIvien Westwood ! ffs !

ya know i remember my dad saying years ago,,when i was a BIIIG pistols fan ..

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@rubyred wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Not like us lot then eh :wink: a far higher class on JC than those lower class lower educated forums! :lol: :wink:

oh Indeed !

/drinks her mug o tea,with raised pinky.

/arranges hair with a touch to the left

@sharongooner wrote:

I spose rainny and rubes it will “all be revealed” later. Dunno about Rex’s girl going in, not sure if that’s a good move or not? :?

It was in the Sun,it MUST be true !! they were going on about it in the bb forums earlier. Mind you ,half of them are half wits ( chuckle)