Forum Replies Created
-
Posts
-
@smiley wrote:
Maybe he should squirt some of that cilit bang on his anus to rid of those piles that make him constantly shout all the time!
honestly, being a mum and knowing about this sort of stuff, it really is cr/ap. mr muscles is the best by far. Im waiting for bill gates to bring out his own techy version
@smiley wrote:
And when have I ever been dishonest?
Unlike the rest of the sad acts on here, at least I admit I’m a bit of a wind up and like a laugh at times.
You know where you stand with me.
I think you’ll find I’m very honest.
Talking about honesty – You obviously have a pineapple stuck up your ar*e about something.. Care to spill whilst I’m in a jolly mood? I don’t even know who you are, but obviously I’ve done something to upset you for you to be acting like such a sad act kunt for no reason at all.. So spill.
I aint spilling my pineapple for you………. or anybody :wink: was just saying……. thats all (tightens but cheeks)
@smiley wrote:
Wow I never knew that. Is it true, PB? Are you old?
I thought you was only about 21, too.
have I shattered your vision then?
That would be a shame. You being one of the most honest people on here and all that.
………… just chatting, thats all :wink:
@smiley wrote:
@hermangrrrman! wrote:
My pc takes about 20 mins to reach the desktop when i turn it on. I asked a mate for help and he said ive got too many unnecessary programs starting up when i switch on. Heres his advice……….
Click on “Start” then,
Click on “Run”
Then type in, “misconfig” and i should be able to solve problem from there.
CODSWOLLOP!!!
When i type it in it says, “Cannot find the file “misconfig”(or one of its components) Make sure the path and file name is correct and that all required libraries are available”Can anyone help??
Hi mate.
Go to http://www.download.com
Download a program called “Advanced WindowsCare”
That’ll sort out all your PC’s problems :)
When you scan, you’ll see where it says “See details” below “Startup” something or other, click on that and you can untick all the programs that automatically start up.
As well as that, it’ll clean & repair your registry, your harddrive, your system, it’ll rid of spyware, protect your computer from security threats and more.
Best program I’ve come accross.Cillit bang barry scott at the push of a button! (btw…………. cillit bang is dog sh//it
Its making me heave the amount of unclean pc’s and keyboards there must be!!
(cant you boys have a bos of tissues near the puter?
On a serious note use a registry cleaner, and also do a disc defragmentation that will sort all the files you want to save and sort the crap out for you. Just go through your start up menu, all programs and its something after that (sorry that was about as crap as the other answers!)
Hope you get it sorted.
On a serious note:
THERE IS ENOUGH PORN ON TELLY…………. WHY DO YOU NEED A COMPUTER?
Horses for courses smiley. I know loads of overweight people, most eat a lot less than me but I manage to stay quite slim. A lot of them eat little but often so that may be the problem, rather than have 3 decent meals a day.
I get annoyed with my collegues at work who will say cor how comes you are so skinny? What if I said cor why are you so fat? :shock:
Im just realiseing I should not have said that, I dont want to and fuel to an old fire there, but it annoys me probably just as much as it does an overweight person, but I would never say it the other way round as its not then a compliment is it………. but thats what annoys me, its not a compliment when people call me skinny. And its always people who are a little overweight and older who say it.
So………………. as for meat or veg? Meat and 2 veg works for me most nights :wink: the veg is no good without the meat
@matty wrote:
enter Girl F, an old friend of Boy b’s
or whatever.. i can’t remember
oooohhhhhhhh and the beat goes on…………………………….
@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
For the love of GOD and just to shut her upGet you putting god in caps over our bat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! may he shoot you down!!!!!!! :wink:
Little Leo trying to take on the security guards!!!! Im still laffing!!!!!!!!!!!
