[sharongooner]

@spotlight wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

Don’t listen to these mere females … what do they know anyway? No you have the right idea matey, get the sex stuff out of the way as quick as possible and then get on with something more interesting like reading a book or watching the TV (or in your case falling asleep).

All these women want to do is to make it last a totally unnecessary length of time. It’s just like their conversation … gossip gossip gossip and nothing important to say.

Just reminded me actually mate reading this reply, I was having a dream last week, and I’d never been so disapointed in all me life when i woke up, I was dreaming i was doin it with CAROL SMILLIE it was f-in brill, ahhhhh to live in the dream world on a permanent basis, I was watching her on Strictly come dancing a few hours before(that must have been the reason i guess, obviously i don’t usually watch nonsense like that…but the wife does insist on watching it… cough cough)

Carol Smilie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you really are well funny!! :wink:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

Don’t listen to these mere females … what do they know anyway? No you have the right idea matey, get the sex stuff out of the way as quick as possible and then get on with something more interesting like reading a book or watching the TV (or in your case falling asleep).

All these women want to do is to make it last a totally unnecessary length of time. It’s just like their conversation … gossip gossip gossip and nothing important to say.

Jack Duckworth!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

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@spotlight wrote:

Hello everyone, been away for a while, you probably don’t remember me anyway, but hope you have all been keeping well.

I was at it with the wife last night.

That’s it really just wanted to tell everyone. I still remembered what to do, and I didn’t fall off once…it was quite lierally like riding a bike :oops:

Only joking i will elaborate, I do like at least 6 hours kip a night, so with me being up at 5am, I like to have done the business, run to the bathroom(whilst were on the subject i may go on Dragon’s den next year with a new invention, a bed with a toilet paper dispenser built in :D brilliant but simple eh?) get cleaned and be nodding off for 11pm( who shouted romance is dead?) Anyways she got in a mard because she saw me clancing at the clock during the session, we didnt get finished until nearly 11:30pm and I’ve been bloody knackered all day.

It was my 35th birthday a couple of weeks ago, and I guess i’m more interested in sleeping nowadays then having it off.

Just thought i’d share that with you all, I’ll try and post more from now on.

Your well funny :lol:

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@matty wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Downloading Google Earth…..

gimme ur addresses so i can ave a look at your house.,… 8)

Sorry to dissapoint, but if thats the free version it was frozen in 2002 or something like that. My house dont exist, but I get some joy at looking at me mum and dads :lol:

i’ve got google earth 2007 beta version… lets me look at things in real time, i can see what you’re doing right now, infact, you looking pretty hot just coming out of the shower

Im just about to step in, you must have it on fast foward

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@forumhostpb wrote:

i loved Rubes. i will miss her a lot. i looked forward to moderating her. So much so my beautiful Italian wife voiced concerns at the time that I devoted to me little scot blond bomshell……., I just had to say “she needs me”….. and she did. Loved her to bits i did :wink: :oops: :oops:

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ohhhh errrr aye!!!!

Theres a new kid in town :wink:

[sharongooner]

@fastcars wrote:

Downloading Google Earth…..

gimme ur addresses so i can ave a look at your house.,… 8)

Sorry to dissapoint, but if thats the free version it was frozen in 2002 or something like that. My house dont exist, but I get some joy at looking at me mum and dads :lol:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Gone, but not forgotten – for a few hours anyway :)

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keep your mits off my bits!!!!! :shock:

[sharongooner]

@forumhostpb wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Gone, but not forgotten – for a few hours anyway :)

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really? is she coming back then?

[sharongooner]

Hugglies all round girls and boys {{{{{everybody who wants one.. there free!!!!}}}}}

Hugglies :wink: 8)

If in doubt,

give a huggly out :wink:

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Gone, but not forgotten :)

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