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    @drivel wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    We have all decided in our house that Drogba NEEDS to lie down every now and then… dont know exactly what it is but it is a repetative condition.

    Well, I cant say much tonight, we had 2934 attempts at goal 2930 of them were on target and it still ended nil nil….. :oops:

    whats the point?

    On another night Ar senal could have been into double figures !!! That’s the beauty about football Shaz , it’s rarely fair !

    We were crap though lol!!!! :wink: :oops:

    And we have now made it harder to qualify for the next stage grrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

    #247222

    @Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Nonces are the only people who should have their DNA kept. :wink:

    99% of “Nonces” are family members or close family friends. Are you suggesting all your family and friends should be tested Sharro?

    Where did I say “tested”? I dont really understand what you mean by your post…..

    My point is there is no need for Police to keep all DNA on file, especially for minor offences/cautions.

    If there is a nonce/sex offender my point was their DNA SHOULD be kept on a data base, rather than white-collared criminals and minor offenders where the risk of re-offended is considerably low.

    Because of a years old minor offence I have to watch where I go and what I do, my DNA is on file and if I again accidently leave it at the scene of a crime I can again be called in and questioned and asked to proove my innocence. Next time it could be a serious crime and DNA is hard to defend against.

    #247325

    Thats pure evil lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #120821

    Sexual Olympics

    A man went over to his girl’s place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom — gold, silver, or bronze.
    “Silver,” she said.

    “Why not gold?”

    “Because I want you to come second for once!”

    #247220

    I got accused of a crime I did not commit because of DNA. I had to proove my innocence when I had no idea how my DNA ended up at the scene of the crime.

    Thats a very hard thing to do.

    The police have my DNA from a minor offence nearly 10 years ago (actually, I think its longer than that now).

    Its very easy to sit and say “If you havent done anything you’ve nothing to be scared of”, but there is another side to this.

    I had to endure 4/5 days of worry over this not to mention the embarrasement at work and with my family (who knew I was innocent, but thats not the point).

    Nonces are the only people who should have their DNA kept. :wink:

    #246242

    @rainbowbrite wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Hello to all the newbies :wink: hmmmmmm!!!!!!!! *itches chin* (cant help it lol!!!!!)

    but…… watership down is one of my fave movies of ALL time!!!!!!!

    So, as much as it is your right to boil the little bunnies, please dont be offended if I dont join in with you!! :wink: :D

    Bbbbrrigghtteeeeyyeessss!!!

    *holds lighter in the air*

    Ya cheeky mare lol!!!!!

    Leave them bunnies alone…. makes me cry every time!!!!!! :oops: :oops: :oops:

    LOL…. last time I watched Watership Down with my sons, I was crying my eyes out and they were laughing at me!!! :oops:

    #247237

    @rubyred wrote:

    nah poor wee oFfencegal has been accused of being ME !” ffs poor wee lassie..!

    if i wanna say YOUR a right ugly looking retard left tit” i WILL say it,,and i dinna need a false name !

    btw shazz i luff you hen broon :)

    Love you too Granpa Broon

    *runs away to bed afore ye tan ma erse!!!* :wink:

    Nite hun xxxxxxxxxxx

    #247236

    @rubyred wrote:

    erm as much as i love mary,,im kinda snooty posh..i talk ! ever sooo working class and guid Scots..(spread the love )

    p.s im NOT bliddy oFemngal and lil fek….im too honest to be anyone but me !

    Too right Hun, wouldnt have you any other way lol!!!!!!!! :wink: :D
    Now, if I dont get myself The Broons or Oor Willie, you two can send me yours when you have read them!!!!!! :wink: :D

    #247230

    Nite mary xxxxxx

    #247234

    oh you should put a couple of piccys up for us to see lol!!!!!!

    that doesnt sound like too bad a price mind you, as its a touristy area throughout the year isnt it? I want to go with Dave when the kids are old enough to be left home alone (and probably trash the place lol) so we can enjoy it ourselves… :wink:

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