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  • #380822

    Somewhere in my heart ~ Aztec Camera
    Wishful Thinking ~ China Crisis
    Young at Heart ~ The Bluebells
    Story of the Blues ~ The Mighty Wah
    This Charming Man ~ Morissy/the smiths
    Saving all my love for you ~ Whitney Houston
    Thoughts of Yesterday ~ Strawberry Switchblade
    Absolute Beginners ~ David Bowie
    It must be Love ~ Madness
    Wild Boys ~ Duran Duran
    Careless Whisper ~ George Michael

    those are my top 80’s tracks, but Id be here all night if I were to list all my favorites!

    #380761

    We drew. Replay on Tuesday, fingers crossed for a win.

    Draw for the next round is tomorrow.

    #380928

    am I the only one really really dissapointed in the lack of talent this year? if those are the best 12 acts in Britain then we are in serious trouble!

    love Dianne though, ever since her first audition.

    she will win. 8)

    #380505

    @Rosepetal wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    I love cheau (or however its spelt) pastry.

    Imagine if you could make those cheaux buns with creme patisserie and they tasted as great as Marks and Spencers ones.

    that would be cooooool

    I make my own Sharon cause I love them with coffee icing on top and you can’t seem to buy them now. I also make them big and round just like they used to years ago.

    I have spittal running down my chin!

    #379433

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Your welcome!

    my friend never told her hubby about her toy, when they were moving he could hear buzzing coming from one of the boxes. Concerned, he opened the box and much to the delight of my friend pulls out her vibrator infront of her brother, mother and father.

    oh poor girl!!

    She laughs about it now.

    Moral = never have secrets 8)

    Reminds me of the time my mom was helping me moving and I packed up my toys in with my underwear, thinking they be safe in there. Mom decides to help unpack. All I could hear from my bedroom was “OH FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK DDDAAAWWWWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! WWWHHHAAATTTTT THHEEEEE????”
    I just cringed and went up and said “that’ll teach ya for being so nosey eh”

    :oops:

    oh cringe! :lol:

    #379432

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Im a happy 10 at the moment, but that could all change after two very important football matches today.

    Dont let me down fellas XXXXXX

    I presume you mean the England game and Hinckley United’s FA Cup match at Hitchin?
    Getting through to the next round at this stage is massive.

    hitchins down the road from me but i will be at barrows farm watchin arlo!

    its gonna be massive!

    #346697

    A cabbie picks up a Nun.

    She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is staring.
    He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’
    She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am
    and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

    ‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.’

    She responds,
    ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that:
    #1, You have to be single
    #2, You must be Catholic.
    # 3, I have to save my virginity, you will have to enter me from behind.

    The cab driver is very excited and says,
    ‘Yes, I’m single, Catholic, and I’m happy to enter from behind!’

    ‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’

    The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    ‘My dear child,’ says the nun, ‘why are you crying?’

    ‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish..’

    The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to fancy dress party.’

    #379654

    /jots down Rose’s instructions, puts bendy straws at top of shopping list :lol:

    #379428

    Your welcome!

    my friend never told her hubby about her toy, when they were moving he could hear buzzing coming from one of the boxes. Concerned, he opened the box and much to the delight of my friend pulls out her vibrator infront of her brother, mother and father.

    oh poor girl!!

    She laughs about it now.

    Moral = never have secrets 8)

    #378577

    Im just remembering how good Colin Farrell was last night… mmmmmmmmmm

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