Sian

@Sword wrote:

Brazilian hooker… now who hits the lows? Patricia you can say what you like, all I will suggest is your husband is a mug for letting you fuck away online with the dutch kid.

Brazilian Hooker eh? You have gone up in the world… Hunny, she was a disgrace! :lol:

@Sword wrote:

Here, there and everywhere, not just the net my dear. I didn’t say I disliked it in the above post, although some of the incumbants leave a lot to be desired. I merely pointed out what Councillor Hoseason has been telling me for years. Get with it, there’s a good girl.

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@Sword wrote:

Here, there and everywhere, not just the net my dear. I didn’t say I disliked it in the above post, although some of the incumbants leave a lot to be desired. I merely pointed out what Councillor Hoseason has been telling me for years. Get with it, there’s a good girl.

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I had one this mornig, what a great hangover cure!!! 8)

A fantastic weekend, drunk and collapsing not good but the rest wa’ great! 8)

I am loving life!!! It’s true!!! :lol:

@dee wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I’ve had everything on this spot, from toothpaste to ice, it aint shifting! :twisted:

I need help!

You’ve always needed help love :lol: but about the spot ………………. the only thing I know of is the ice trick. Pete, get googling and find a cure lol!

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Fucking ‘ell, can’t even say PORN now, cuddles and hugs, INDEEDY! :twisted: :lol:

@*Sian wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Ive so got an outfit that need them socks… where can I get…

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@Pete wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Ive so got an outfit that need them socks… where can I get…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I normally get called a pocket rocket at work, no idea what it means either lol

Isn’t a pocket rocket a vibrator? Maybe you fart at work :shock: :lol:

haha that made me laugh!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

perhaps I just orgasm a lot cos work is such a turn on….. not![/quote]

Rawrrrr!

I’ve had everything on this spot, from toothpaste to ice, it aint shifting! :twisted:

I need help!

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

now that is one drink Ive never tried and never would, it smells absolutely disgusting. Another that makes me gag, yuck

What drink?

JD

Ooooooooo JD gotta have it!, It’s a personal fave, I have nearly finished the martini, think I might pop out to get something else…

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

now that is one drink Ive never tried and never would, it smells absolutely disgusting. Another that makes me gag, yuck

What drink?

JD

Ooooooooo JD gotta have it!, It’s a personal fave, I have nearly finished the martini, think I might pop out to get something else :P

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

How about doing an updated gig of that montage of mugshots thing you did a while back Pete? That was really well put together.. and quite a few new boatraces have been added on the Ugly Mug thread since?

Though a lot of work I’m sure.. would you consider it?

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

now that is one drink Ive never tried and never would, it smells absolutely disgusting. Another that makes me gag, yuck

What drink?

@sharongooner wrote:

@sunny wrote:

@kevin wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Ooooooooooooooooo in that case iv got a couple of newish ones hehehe remvoe the bags remove the lines

And suck 3 stone of me spare chin :D

to leave you with just the 5 chins
your a chinese gangbang

C00nt :lol: Il have you no iv been called a lil stick of dynomite

But duno if thats a…

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I’m the same with a few drinks of younger years, this is dry martini! I don’t mind, it’s free, I am partial to a brandy and babysham nowadays.. :oops: :lol:

I get JD from a corner shop, cheaper than anywhere else I know, even the cash and carry can’t beat there price!!! 13 quid!!! woooooooohoooooooo

@sharongooner wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

A spot on my cheek!! Urgh, I am no longer a teenager! I just don’t see why I have to suffer them anymore!!!! :twisted:

It dont get any better Sian. I was a major acne sufferer in my teens, and since coming off the pill and being steralised its back again :(

Ah!!! I got sterelised…

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