Sian

Did ytou know that if you stretched out an elephants foreskin it could cover a footy pitch? :lol:

Ooooooer that has just bought a tear to my eye! Argh! It’s been a emotional day! :oops:

errm I forget, it has been this month :?

When did you last get caught with your pants doon? :lol:

@toybulldog wrote:

during my early twenties I was offered a job working for a company based in a very posh location outside of Manchester. A place that’s all Merc and Porsche dealerships……nowadays populated by ‘Wags’ ? …….Alderley Edge I believe it was. For my first week I had to stay up there for some training. After a couple of evenings…

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FFS it hardly takes much of a brain to come up with a post of this kind, does it? :? :lol:

I was excluded from school for being a racist :roll: I only called a black guy blubber lips, hardly a crime, especially after he called me white shit!
It turned out he fancied me, nice way of showing it eh? :lol:

Hmmm me being quiet is out of character, I have been quiet today :?

When did you last abuse your body or mind?

She’s a twit! Preeching the Qur’an is stupid when you are half dressed, smoking and drinking, she twisted it yet again telling Mo that a Muslim man is someone she should look up to, she talks down to him and gives him very little respect, a true muslim woman wouldn’t speak to a muslim man like that!

She is infuriating!

@PATS wrote:

@chrispaul wrote:

No Sharon.. don’t know any Joe’s.. should I or is there a joke in there that I missed?

Thanks for the kind words PATS… seems I might be :(

scuse me i’m the resident biatch. :lol: :wink:

Yeah, yeah, by the looks of this post you are the resident ho! :wink: :lol:

I am more of a Rawrrrrrrrr kinda gal :lol:

Ya boring git! Many things could be done with a tickling stick! 8)

@Pete wrote:

errr Rawrrrr begins with an R [-X

Tut at you! Rawrrrr wasn’t part of my sentence! :lol:

:lol: Ahhh well, that’s a cue for steph! :roll:

Pulsating Penis’s Pleasure Pussy Perfectly 8) Rawrrrrrr! :lol:

I have a tickling stick…

It’s because the most annoying characters (good TV) are going to be fooked off out the show. nothing more nothing less :lol:

@Reason wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

@Reason wrote:

Isn’t Pb the chemical abbreviation for lead??……..and we all know how dense lead is :roll:
Think the Latin for lead is plum bum,i wont even go there :wink: …….. i dunno,it’s all Greek to me.

Just shows the odd lesson i went to – in between smoking behind the gym and going to the betting shop…

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I’m offski, I have a real busy day tomorrow :twisted:

Toodle pips stinky tits! 8) xxxx

Night all who are lurking! :lol: x

I bet you play a mean tune! :twisted: :lol:

:lol: Did Molly play along? :wink:

I have a thing for feet, and I am partial to having my feet tampered with, it’s been too long!

When did you last receive a prezzie you didn’t like?