SimplySu

Submarine

(of the yellow variety)

silk

Drums

@Terry wrote:

@SimplySu wrote:

So … on my 501st post … hello you lovely people

#-o

You started it …

I just took the bait.

Fancy an arm wrestle next time? :wink:

So … on my 501st post … hello you lovely people

Why do I ALWAYS rise to the bait of a challenge?

I clearly have far too much time on my hands :roll:

Be good. Stay safe. Smile.

Suzanne x

@PennyJ wrote:

Was that a week? :roll:

Good point, Penny!

Yeah … what happened to the ‘week’? I demand full payment for a week’s trial. Don’t go scrimping or I’ll report you to JC employment lawyers (and I just KNOW there will be some of them kicking about in here … the ones who aren’t soldiers or doctors are always lawyers!)

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@anc wrote:

Honestly I do! :D mwa mwa xxx

Awwwwww … I love you too, Anc.

x x x

@tinks wrote:

@Terry wrote:

I only need a few more posts to get my post count up to 500 – something I want to do before Simplysu does.

Yes, another totally pointless and useless thread. I think I fit in well.

* emails martin and asks him to ‘zero’ terry’s post count *

:mrgreen:

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@Terry wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

Shes been doing a very good job in your absence with the grammar checks.
So good she made me miss you.

She’s on one of those work trial schemes which means I have to fill in an assessment form on her suitablility for the role.

I think she’s ok, but it’s not just about correcting rogue trader’s mistakes – it’s to do…

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495?

Ok … so, five more to 500.

Does Martin issue a certificate at 500?

Will I get a prize?

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

lol Tinks, i like your style.

Tel did you see what Su said :twisted:

@SimplySu wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

fundamental orifice i forgot about you Su.

:lol:

Tel come back all is forgiven, Su is quicker off the mark.

Yup … and way prettier :D

Trouble causer! at Lucy

Actually, I lied … he’s probably way prettier :wink:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

Shes been doing a very good job in your absence with the grammar checks.
So good she made me miss you.

“She’s” should have an apostrophe :wink:

@Terry wrote:

I only need a few more posts to get my post count up to 500 – something I want to do before Simplysu does.

Yes, another totally pointless and useless thread. I think I fit in well.

A challenge?

How unscrupulous of you to issue a challenge, unannounced … and whilst I was busy at work.

Hmmmm.

Tall

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

I’m allergic to cats

Awww Su :(

Ya can’t say that with complete certainty. You can only say you’re allergic to those cat’s you’ve come into contact with. I see two possible courses of action:

1) Come into contact with me, then re-evaluate :D

2) Come into contact with me, then re-evaluate :D

It’s important, I think,…

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@(f)politics? wrote:

:x tart!

*fishes out “those” papers *

For a moment there, I was almost offended!

(Then I realised, for once, I wasn’t being called a tart) :D

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

I miss Terry

Sgt is there something you can do to get him back or can you just gag Su :wink:

He comes near me with a gag, he’d better hope and pray that an ambulance arrives quickly

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

“yurt” lucy.

Im from Dublin and that means jack shìt to me Cosy now get out of the libary and get some sun for the both of us xxx

I’m has an apostrophe :wink:

Kidding Lucy! (not about the apostrophe obviously, but about the correction x x)

@rogue trader wrote:

quite a few of them su,but im not at liberty to name names

Pffffffffft

@rogue trader wrote:

yeh well thats true su,ive heard that karaoke isnt exactly your strong point,its a lovely day outside,but please dont spoil it by singing, we dont want it raining now do we. :D

Some of us DO want it to rain, actually!

who’s been telling you about my rubbish voice then?
hmmm?