Sir Actor

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

ojj i did a thread on the serious thread, as sir actor got his knickers in a twist at me posting a effin joke in gossip… so ive put my memories there, and also aboot the doc shaZZa

Mary,
apologies. I should have looked at the serious forum first.

I didn’t see it either.

Happy Birthday Debs xx

@rubyred wrote:

erm, what on earth have the “Scots” got to do with the making or breaking a young mans dream ? oh of course its the fictional ” scots vote” we keep hearing about, the reason mikey didnt win Big Brother etc.. a Tiny Island compared to London alone, same old.. if Scots win,, its the Scots Vote.. !

But if its a popular ” win” then…

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@bon bon wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

A lot of people used to want a bank manager in their cupboards
I want a wise person who I can bring out occasionally

Yoo hoo …. I’m here !!!!!

But are you a good sh ag too

PB has pulled at last.
Get yer coat mate.

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

You haven’t upset me, I don’t know who the hell Leon Jackson is.

He’s Scottish and he’s boring.
A bit like Andy Murray.
And the Proclaimers.

But, hey I’m going off-topic already ……

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Angelofmusic, one of forums 2 main “lock in’s, told me today of her shame of being “blackmailed” by “gambling addict”

She told me in confidences

It started off friendly, then it was all “best %%%% in here”
and “just am u want to c it on %%%, 8 inches and im wanking it”

Who cares? I told him

He’s an ugly f u c k e…

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@bon bon wrote:

The kids want a lge flat screen TV with my next wages
for the same price I’ve been offered something that will enlighten my life
am I being selfish

You can afford a large flat screen TV with a week’s wages?
Don’t they cost about £1000??

So something alternative costing £1000 will enlighten your life…..
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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Too much information !!!

Not enough information you mean.
bon bon please elabolrate….

@*Sian wrote:

@*GG* wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

What the fucks wrong with Trapps neck in that pic?
His head’s sitting at a very precarious angle to the neck.
Is it a sports related injury? or maybe as a result of injuries sustained in a traffic collision with a bus.
Either way that’s some serious whiplash.:-…

It comes from straining, I reckon he wanks…

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@Sword wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I’m betting England lose 0-2 by the way.
I don’t always lose my bets either.

sword.
Living proof that everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
You dhould get a copy of Just Chat Weekly mate.
Or maybe not. :lol:

Did you know that if you sat on a plane with your laptop and clicked this link you’d probably get arrested?

:lol:

@aaron_ade wrote:

hope to have you on board

aaron_ade aka ChatGuideAC

Aaron you’re a natural.
I just haven’t worked what at.
That you’re a “chatguide” doesn’t impress me one little bit.
I’ve got a knighthood but you don’t catch me lording it up do you? :roll:

@bon bon wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

He hasn’t played my song yet!

I thought it was MY song :twisted: :lol:

A muscle is a muscle which ever one you pull :lol:

He’s playing it at last.
Yes it’s your song.
Jeese. :roll: :lol:

Love the siggy Sir
but
if we post together is my Rupert safe

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Thanks for all the nice comments about JC Weekly.
You all obviously have good taste then. :wink:

Brilliant game and well done to Walcott.
My prediction was wrong therefore I am predicting Leicester to get promoted this season.
Hopefully I will get that one wrong too. :lol:

Shaz, I’m off to the pub to watch it, you should come too.

I’ll save you a seat next to me and have a pint ready for ya.
As money is no object I’ll treat you to a packet of pork scratchings. :lol:
And we can natter about pete n pebbles at half time.

Can you imagine a windscreen with “pete” on one side and “pebbles” on the other?
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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

actor save me the bother post it on here, cos if i pm you , you what i’ll do :lol:

If you pm me you’ll do what? :? :roll:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

Tomorrow is a works night out
15 of us are going to a Chinese Restaurant courtesy of my employers
Its my first social event for years
What do I wear

(theyve threatened to sit me with the works bully, the works bore, the smelliest worker and the thicko)

i didnt know you worked with pete

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I enjoyed it, SA, but I would appreciated a longer length. :-

Thanks esme I was going for that authentic tabloid look tbh.
I will try to give you a bit more next time.
Did you like the headline story?

I did..but wasn’t it the ONLY story? :roll:

I hate nitpickers. :roll:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I enjoyed it, SA, but I would appreciated a longer length. :-

Thanks esme I was going for that authentic tabloid look tbh.
I will try to give you a bit more next time.
Did you like the headline story?