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@chickenman wrote:

Just hope he’s got a good alarm on his car :lol:

I’m sure a “good alarm” would be no match for a determined Liverpudlian. An 11 year old one at that.
I just have a feeling he’s joined the wrong club.

@bon bon wrote:

and yet Carol Vorderman leaving Countdown warrants the first page of some of the tabloids :roll:

maybe it was Carol Vorderman leaving Countdown that sparked the riot/brawl in the first place. :?

are you saying that they’ve been banned from visiting these sites during working hours??
My initial reaction is that they should be doing some fooking work!! :evil:
Never mind about religion or non-religion the taxpayers’ money should not be wasted on idle bastard employees accessing the internet.

@sunny wrote:

i thought skegness was in scotland

#-o are you kidding?

@sunny wrote:

Finding out im going to f00king skegness butlins next week

F00KING SKEGNESS

Bet it p isses down all week

wtf is wrong with Skegness?? :evil: :roll:

@toybulldog wrote:

I was in this field of flowing corn.

Saw this group of people gathered around a painting and went to look………..It was a blank white canvas with a heavy black solid line line going across the middle . Everyone was like…… ” It’s Wonderful, It’s a Masterpiece !! “…………………but I just didn’t get it, what…

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START!!

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@*Sian wrote:

I am drunk innit! 8)

That’s unlike you sian. :-

@*Sian wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

me and my big gob – the storms back for round 2 eeeeek!!! im dying to get in the shower but im scared to use the leccy while its lightening!

You have your pc innit?

[-X she’s only a woman….go easy on her.

@minim wrote:

You cannot hear the wings of a butterfly beat, but across the other side of the world there is a hurricane.

therapy – unlike cocaine – is not to be sniffed at.

@Pete wrote:

How many strings do ya need to fire an arrow :?

:-k this is a trick question….I just know it is. :evil:

@bon bon wrote:

talking of recipes, the one pete gave be for jam roly poly turned out like a brick :roll:

Hmm maybe – you being a “lady” and all – you ought to leave the cooking to those who do it best (the men) and just do what you women do best (the washing up).

sorted. :wink:

@UKPilot wrote:

It appears that my suspicions have finally been confirmed, certain users in forum 3 are doing favours for each other. Certain Male chat guides and chat host are benefitting from certain female users by putting bans into operation or erasing contentious messages to appease the broken hearts of the forum 3 loved ones. At 3 separate…

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@bon bon wrote:

besides
who needs a good seeing to when I could have you lot for company :D

and just think you’d only get yer head bashed in against the bedroom wall.
Not only that; the neighbours telling yer to “keep the fucking noise down you noisy bitch!”. :wink:

Being at Coventry City’s training ground this morning and not recognising any of the fooking players. :lol: I did see Steve Ogrizovic though.

The “legend” known as G living up to his reputation as usual. :lol:

@*Sian wrote:

My lovely tan 8)

we’ve all got tans luv. :roll:

@rubyred wrote:

@Matty wrote:

some drunken jc’s phone me at 2am and left a very drunken message,

i’m not going to say who it is, but you can guesss, i’m sure

you too huh ? :)

me three. :?

@toybulldog wrote:

sweeney itv4 old skool

well, if I could get hold of the remote control …… :evil: