Sir Actor

@sunny wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

I was in Birmingham a few weeks back to watch a football game. I asked the way to the Stadium and was told to follow the crowd.

I ended up in Asdas…. :?

C00NT :lol:

hey sunny he probably meant west brom or villa.
We all know how well supported Birmingham City are don’t we?
:^o

@fastcars wrote:

I miss Asda’s.. :(

It’s easily done. Maybe you should get one of those volunteer helpers…?

@Matty wrote:

sorry, can’t get to the phone right now, please leave a message

Matty it’s not an answering machine message I need mate.
It’s a proper voicemail that I want to send to my USA fanbase….

I’m normally too busy elsewhere to concentrate on breasts. :!:

don’t be embarrassed PATS…..I’ve posted 32 times today. I’m the one who should be redfaced!! :oops:

We could do with some Polish shelf stackers in the background just to make it a bit more realistic.

can you ignore my last message…it was supposed to be a PM. thanks.

@Pete wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Pete wrote:

http://www.jonespond.com/

that ones pretty camp i’d say :shock:

Hey pete, this is about campsites we’ve been to and would recommend…….

Was it good there then??

I’m hurt you dont remember

It’s not that I don’t remember … :roll: It’s just that the newspapers on always on my case…

yes thanx?? I wasn’t offering to make you any. :roll:
I don’t have either on my toast. just lime flavoured marmalade.

Do you come here often?

@sharongooner wrote:

actually…..

2.78% of total / 14.77 posts per day

so I was wrong :wink:

I think that gives me a window dont ya think?

are you sure the decimal point is in the right place??

@Pete wrote:

http://www.jonespond.com/

that ones pretty camp i’d say :shock:

Hey pete, this is about campsites we’ve been to and would recommend…….

Was it good there then??

@Matty wrote:

most people on jc don’t have that problem, they all got those electronic shopping scooters

some of them are too small to reach the top shelf too.

@Matty wrote:

if we are bored, just wink, or did you mean wank?

It’s just a really good thread. :shock:

It’s like when you go to asda and you can’t fckn move .. all of a sudden you find an aisle that is empty and you can have a breather. This thread represents that aisle :wink:

@dee wrote:

Well I would love too, but as that campsite would be far too far away for us………i’ll give it a miss :wink:

but you said… :roll:

@dee wrote:

Ok, so not exactly the weather to be discussing it, but as we’ve got a while to go til our ‘summer’ holiday (not til September), we’re going camping for a few days in June. Do you enjoy camping or loath it? 8) . We normally head to the Lakes whenever we go, anyone know any good campsites, either within the Lakes or anywhere…

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I’m a professional actor not a stand up comedian! :twisted:

Do you like your toast crispy?

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

I dont have many regrets, those that i do have centre around men! :twisted:

It’s probably mutual

=D> =D> =D> =D>

@ben84 wrote:

to think it took 6months to come up with that talk about stating the obvious between the money spent on that case the cost of the olympic torch security in london and northen rock this country will be bankrupt by the end of the year.

and don’t forget the cost of the Iraq War.
War? It was more of an invasion wasn’t it?

@ben84 wrote:

anyone got any thoughts on tonights game………….come on west ham :D 8)

Yeah…west ham beating pompey will help the villa so come on you ‘ammers!

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I always wanted to live in the French countryside with a French wife.
I just love the language. C’est bon, n’est pas?

Indeed.. and that saunters perfectly into Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien

:P

Thanks to all for posting so far :) .. my personal take on it is that whilst I’d love to go through life sans regret and…

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