Sir Actor

Signing autographs for the fans today.
I have done a u-turn on my decision not to appear on celebrity Big Brother.
I owe it to my fans, the one who have stuck by me through thick and thin to appear on the show. :D/
Eastenders was good today. I’m sharing a changing room with Steve McFadden at the moment and we’re having a good old laugh together.…[Read more]

@Janey wrote:

I’m Janey..not Kate

Maybe he got you mixed up with Kate Adie.

VERNON KAY

Vernon kay iz da lanky piece hof dirt wiv da wicked way hof bangin an’ da mingin minga fe da bitch. well dull wiv narr personality an’ probably takes hit up da batty from bells to bells.

There’s no need to call me sir.
I only use it when I’m with Dickie. :wink:

@sharongooner wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

This made me swear last night. Was in a club with some girlfriends and went to put my coat in on my own. This foreign eastern european fella started to touch me up, in a very invasive mannor. I asked him to stop and turned my back on him. He carried on so whilst I still had my back to him,…

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Noel Edmonds – Ali G style

Noel edmonds iz da geeza wiv da batty lookin beard who iz fittest known fe dealin or narr deal in. he iz quite batty now an’ always wears da batty lookin jumpa whun e iz on telly. he iz always lookin to bone da sweet lookin bitches dat go on iz show.

@sharongooner wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Good luck Sunny. My youngest did cross country today and came 74th out of 200…. not bad eh, and on Friday his school are doing the Sport Relief mile at school, it seems to be run for yer money at the moment!

Hats off to ya. 8)

That Laurel and Hardy thing is doing my head in. If I’m being…

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@sharongooner wrote:

Good luck Sunny. My youngest did cross country today and came 74th out of 200…. not bad eh, and on Friday his school are doing the Sport Relief mile at school, it seems to be run for yer money at the moment!

Hats off to ya. 8)

That Laurel and Hardy thing is doing my head in. If I’m being honest. :evil:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

What age do you have to be to get a free one?

I suppose PB would be the benchmark if im going to guestimate.

Not sure about that luvvie but point me in the direction of a political party who’d scrap the bloody thing and i’ll vote for them now!!

Pray tell us darling… why would that…

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I’ve had a thought. Are you saying she is more attractive now she is on the radio?

Rudeness!

Oh sweetie I will have to get you in my trailer and give you the low down. or something.

@sunny wrote:

Tant me im in bed no later than 1030 try to go about 10ish on a school night ………. Im up at 5 and i would be dead on me f00king feet at work if i stayed upo that late

As for sex with me hubby by the time he can straighen his leg he will neeed to be put back in hospital by time iv shaged the ar se off him lol 8)

:shock:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

What age do you have to be to get a free one?

I suppose PB would be the benchmark if im going to guestimate.

Not sure about that luvvie but point me in the direction of a political party who’d scrap the bloody thing and i’ll vote for them now!!

@sharongooner wrote:

When Im on line and alone at night
I always wonder who the other hidden member is
They are always there, I wonder if they care
Who is it? Is it someone who cares?
Or just having a nosy, whilst Im unaware
But I am aware
I see you
Do you see me?

it just begs the question … is Just Chat better than sex with your other half?!? :-

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

She was great on the Big Breakfast. Isn’t she pairing up with Johnny Vaughn again? Radio this time…

That would explain why Johnny was there then.

@sharongooner wrote:

I got thinking earlier how well mint sauce and lamb goes, and all the other wonderful food combo’s that we love, cheese and pickle, sausauge and mash, tuna and cucumber, egg and chips, you know all the ones, cauliflower and cheese etc. I have my own ones too, like cheese on hot cross buns, a lot of people say yuch lol! My…

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@sharongooner wrote:

Id never heard of these yet Ive seen them mentioned twice today, once by Jeremy Clarkson and again on here…. wierd!

They were a fantastic group and Bob Fish (the bald-headed guy up front) replied to an email I once sent him. 8)
How did Jeremy Clarkson get to mention them?

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@Sir Actor wrote:

Is this a good time to give my appearance in Eastenders a plug?
I’ve been in the RSC for 30 years now and have finally landed a role in Albert Square as a Polish roadsweeper.
I’m hoping it’ll take off and get me regular work.
They’re talking about Shirley and me having intimate scenes together and I’m thinking…

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@PATS wrote:

ivy tilsley…coronation st. :D

Correct!!

Yes, it’s a Barnsley film alright.
I watched it with my dad years ago. He’d wanted to go down the pub that night but I told him he’d be missing a treat if he went.
When my mum got home he was raving to her about it.
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Is this a good time to give my appearance in Eastenders a plug?
I’ve been in the RSC for 30 years now and have finally landed a role in Albert Square as a Polish roadsweeper.
I’m hoping it’ll take off and get me regular work.
They’re talking about Shirley and me having intimate scenes together and I’m thinking about asking for a payrise already! :shock:

@Janey wrote:

Brill film and book…had to read it on one of my OU courses

Do you remember who played Billy’s mum in the film?