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  • #326899

    @*Sian wrote:

    @chrispaul wrote:

    Sian… isn’t the jealousy their problem at least initially? Unless they’re boiling your bunny!!!

    Otherwise, rise above if you can 8)

    Intrusion into your personal life because of jealousy is painful :cry:

    Spill the beans then.

    #349407

    I’d been invited round my new girlfriends for tea to meet the parents.
    It was going quite well till I needed the loo and couldn’t flush the little booger down.
    No matter how I tried it just floated there.
    I fished it out and wrapped it in some loo paper and put it under the girlfriends bed for safe keeping but the dog ran down stairs with it while we were eating.
    Luckily for me I managed to get it off him without being noticed and put it in the fridge out of harms way.
    But, I completely forgot about it.
    I just wonder who found it and basically what the story was after I left.
    I didn’t bother with her after that.

    #348639

    night all. :wink:

    #348634

    @sword wrote:

    I apologise for being a halfwit pervy… do you forgive me? I have some right good stuff on you however. And yes she does see what you lot say, and yes she does see beyond the crassness. She’s been here long enough to see what you lot do. And the fact that it’s the same 10 people that constantly try the oneupmanship against me I don’t actually think it’s difficult for anyone with a brain to see what you inbreds constantly do. Perhaps I shouldn’t stoke the fire, but without you idiots I’d have nothing better to do when watching golf or whatever.

    She must settle for second best pal.
    You got your a r s e kicked tonight didn’t ya?
    :lol: :lol:

    #348623

    @pete wrote:

    @sword wrote:

    I don’t have a girlfriend Stynes, you told me.

    yeah ya do

    STOP IT!! I’M IN TEARS HERE!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #348617

    @sword wrote:

    I’m absolutely loving this, you idiots have no idea.

    Do you and the girlfriend share the same razorblade in the morning/afternoon?

    #348607

    @sword wrote:

    Just think pervy… my girlfriend posts here and you pm her… you just never know, do you.

    Somebody weighing 20 stone posts here? wow.. :shock:

    #348558

    @sword wrote:

    can you not just ignore me? forget about me and get on with your life, pretend I don’t exist.

    Why can’t you do that for me?

    #348528

    @sword wrote:

    I offer the olive branch.

    Does that mean people (the sheep as you call them..) owe you an apology? :-k

    #348151

    I used to stay in a hotel for 3 nights a week over a period of 8 months.
    It was due to the work I did.
    I’m with Matty – camping is great fun. When I say “with Matty” I mean I agree with him. We broke up ages ago. :(

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