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Signing autographs for the fans today.
I have done a u-turn on my decision not to appear on celebrity Big Brother.
I owe it to my fans, the one who have stuck by me through thick and thin to appear on the show. :D/
Eastenders was good today. I’m sharing a changing room with Steve McFadden at the moment and we’re having a good old laugh together. I don’t really understand much of what he’s saying but I find that nodding and smiling compensates for that.
I’ve also written another chapter of my memoires – the publisher wants a Chrimbo release date so I’ve got to get cracking on that.VERNON KAY
Vernon kay iz da lanky piece hof dirt wiv da wicked way hof bangin an’ da mingin minga fe da bitch. well dull wiv narr personality an’ probably takes hit up da batty from bells to bells.
There’s no need to call me sir.
I only use it when I’m with Dickie. :wink:@sharongooner wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
This made me swear last night. Was in a club with some girlfriends and went to put my coat in on my own. This foreign eastern european fella started to touch me up, in a very invasive mannor. I asked him to stop and turned my back on him. He carried on so whilst I still had my back to him, without even looking at him I punched him in the face and kneed him in his crown jewels :shock: (ive not done karate in about 8 years, but it is a defensive talent that has never left me, but I have NEVER had to use it!). When he got over the shock he came at me and for a split second I was very very scared… then the bouncers (better late than never) came to my rescue and threw him out, quite literally.
I had a chat with them, as I felt awful that I had resorted to such a low lever, but they had had an eye on him and had some complaints, and said he deserved it anyway. They brought me a drink to say thanks for doing what they are not allowed to do lol
I got home and told the old man who wanted to go out and hunt him down!
Those eastern europeans are a disgrace, they try to treat british women like whores as we are far more liberal than there own women. Dirty slimey tossers! Glad you bopped him one. 8)
I now feel like swearing… Grrrrrr slimey bastards. I used to love our friday nights in loveshack, but those fuckers spoilt it for us, thinking all older white women are desperate slappers looking for a fuck for the night!GRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Well as much as I dont condone violence :wink: on this occasion I felt helpless and isolated and would do exactly the same again.
Ive never been treated like that before by anybody of any colour or background.
If he never saw my wedding ring as a warning Im sure he got the message when it made contact with his face :wink:
Nice one shaz! :wink:
You dhould have got the cops involved and had the dirty sob deported.
Noel Edmonds – Ali G style
Noel edmonds iz da geeza wiv da batty lookin beard who iz fittest known fe dealin or narr deal in. he iz quite batty now an’ always wears da batty lookin jumpa whun e iz on telly. he iz always lookin to bone da sweet lookin bitches dat go on iz show.
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@sharongooner wrote:
Good luck Sunny. My youngest did cross country today and came 74th out of 200…. not bad eh, and on Friday his school are doing the Sport Relief mile at school, it seems to be run for yer money at the moment!
Hats off to ya. 8)
That Laurel and Hardy thing is doing my head in. If I’m being honest. :evil:
Well you will just have to put up with it because Im rather attached to it.
If Im being honest guv :wink:
I was only thinking earlier that it could do with being a bit bigger :lol:
#-o
Come on you spurs!
@sharongooner wrote:
Good luck Sunny. My youngest did cross country today and came 74th out of 200…. not bad eh, and on Friday his school are doing the Sport Relief mile at school, it seems to be run for yer money at the moment!
Hats off to ya. 8)
That Laurel and Hardy thing is doing my head in. If I’m being honest. :evil:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
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What age do you have to be to get a free one?
I suppose PB would be the benchmark if im going to guestimate.
Not sure about that luvvie but point me in the direction of a political party who’d scrap the bloody thing and i’ll vote for them now!!
Pray tell us darling… why would that be?…oh sweet cheeks, fruit pie?
Oh you’re a natural but can you read autocue?
@rainbowbrite wrote:
I’ve had a thought. Are you saying she is more attractive now she is on the radio?
Rudeness!
Oh sweetie I will have to get you in my trailer and give you the low down. or something.
