[Sir Actor]

I can’t believe how much bling those sprinters wear. :roll:

It’s a good job the fookers can run fast.
Getting caught with that shit would be a 5 year stretch minimum.

[Sir Actor]

Note to self

The next time someone knocks the door at 7am asking for a favour just ignore it.

My next door neighbour who has every luxury you can possibly think of but who hasn’t done a day’s work in his life can be such a pain in the ass. :twisted:

[Sir Actor]

A pint is too expensive.
But I have some cans of lager in the fridge. :P
I feel a barbeque coming on.

[Sir Actor]

@toybulldog wrote:

There is no number.

People lose the plot and THEN they start posting. It’s traditional innit like…..like…….like……having easter eggs in the shops at christmas.

yeah like that

or maybe a Thanksgiving meal…..?? :wink:

[Sir Actor]

shaz i’m devastated.

[Sir Actor]

@pats wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

I’ve got steam coming out of my ears because the sound had disappeared..I’ve had my ‘puter on and off and kicked silly..then I noticed I had turned the volume down by mistake..oops..

EARTH WIND & FIRE- BOOGIE WONDERLAND

sir actors already done this one esme. :lol:

there is a telepathic connection there already pats.

:lol:

[Sir Actor]

Boogie Wonderland

If I was at the bar when this song came on the crowd would part for me and create a pathway to the dance floor.
And all the women dreamed they’d be my partner as I turned up the collar of my tight-fitting white suit….

okay I made that up but it’s still a great song…erm, isn’t it?

[Sir Actor]

@pats wrote:

the greatest disco song EVER
gloria gaynor
i will survive
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv6lHwWwO3w

what?? :shock:

It’s a bitchfest symphony for women and their sextoys ffs. :twisted:

lol

[Sir Actor]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

aww bless him…he actually feels threatened by a woman admitting to having an interest in sex. Its fine for him to pork his way through heifers on this site AND to keep his bird on the back burner, but i think he actually believes that sex is for male enjoyment only :lol: :lol: (and it most probably is in his household)

do me a favour, check your birds bedside drawer…and dont be too shocked will ya :wink:

Why should I be threatened by you using a vibrator?
I’m not.
I just find it funny that’s all.
But that’s me.

And then there’s that saying about stones and glass houses………

I’ve wasted enough time on you already.
Go and get your batteries charged up. :lol:

[Sir Actor]

JIVE TALKING

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