I rang home once.

My German aunty Sheena caught a shepherd, and distempered the vet :P

have the buttons all fell off through constant pressing Kenty ?
best cover your giblets love, you’ll catch your death of cold :D

Just getting tready to go home, night shift, been a long one, walk my dog, get attacked by the cat, shower then kip for England, night all tc

I’m regular, 10 ish every morning, tis me shreddies, the eating kinds you mucky turds! :oops:

well well, found out at last. snigger snigger*

My snake looks nothing like charlie,
rub him up the wrong way, he tends to spit.

*lmao, I know I know TMI, just could’nt resist……I’ll go wash ma mouth out :oops:

Turds!!!

right charmer aint he, I think he loves ya vampy, pmsl

wow vampy, don’t drop the soap, you could park a kawasaki in there!!!..lmfao, tsk tsk xxx

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