Slayer

Cat

If you need some custom, I’ll divorce the current Mrs Slayer n find some other victim, I mean special person, to be me wife

Good Luck

I thought everyone from north of the border ate haggis n all Londoners ate jellied eels?! :? :shock:

I’m goin back to my stuffed chine n haslet then

I like Scotland really Lucky :lol:

I am Very glad this is t’internet :lol: :lol:

Don’t hold that against Lucky too much Rae- she only eats haggis on a tuesday.

welcome to JC, the nuttiest, most dysfunctional, diverse site on the net- you must be mad.

Is “Rae” a male or female name?

Potential

Ywngwie Malmsteen

Singapore Sling

I used to file my nails too Racquel but then thought “Why keep them?”

………think about it? Its a lateral joke :D

…………but not so funny if you have explain it :D

AC/DC

Firm

hilt

I am Sucking a fishermans friend

Saw on the news that a Dr had been at George Bests bedside n said

“I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is you’ve only got an hour to live, but the good news is it’s HAPPY HOUR”

:lol: :lol:

MUD……n thats the only time I’m gonna talk dirty

Welcome Mirren- you must be barkin’ :lol:

Vas-y mollo :wink:

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

I didnt say you were :?

Ive told u before Angel- dont cheek your elders :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant Angel- Keep death off the roads, drive on the pavement

Malt

I am Xpecting to be strung up by me nads if I dont go n do the washing up before the missus gets home