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Greece- food’s great, drink is cheap n women hairy
France- food’s great, drink is cheap n women hairy
Holland- drink is great, food is cheap n the women hairy
Denmark- drink is extortionate, food is bland n the women are hair-free
Sweden- as Denmark, but more so
Spain- food’s great, drink is great, women are either gorgeous or like your mother in law
Ireland- drink is great, food is dull, women speak English
Australia- drink is cold, food is hot, women are between food n drink
New Zealand- like Australia but the sheep are hot
Turkey- food is shyte, drink is shyte, women are not seen much
Scotland and Wales aren’t real countries so they don’t count :lol:
Havent even clicked on the link or gone to the site but if something is too good to be true, it normally is
@dizzybrunette wrote:
hey slayer thats a nice tattoo on the back of that blokes ermm back?? that doesnt make sense does it??
oh well.. its a nice one
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Wot does make sense Dizzy?
“Squeeze my lemons til the juice runs down my leg” :wink:
Led Zep- they knew how to rock
Anyway I’ll make sure your pint has a good head Angel
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a whole pint ffs- that’s more than an armful
I’d best start eating me greens now then
I’m confused but it is almost 11pm n you all look the same in the dark! :shock:
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It must have been someone in disguise then- cud have sworn it was you :lol: :lol:
I’d buy Angel one cos she can take me to heaven n back any day :D
Wow- snap Angel :lol:
Maybe we’ve been PM’ing the same person :lol:
One thing you find as they get older…no matter how old they try to act, no matter how clever they think they are, no matter how much they push the boundaries, drive you up the wall and make you think that it would have been a better idea to have had a headache all those years ago, no matter what, they still come back to their mum and dad like little lost kids n want someone to tell em its alright, hold em tight n kiss em goodnight
As for homework- helped me eldest with his french homework n he got a “D” which pished him off so he’s told me it’s only History, Geography and English from now on
