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    Smiley replied to the topic What gets yer back up?………. in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 3 months ago

    What really gets my back up is sex pervert sickos :evil: :evil: I couldn’t f*cking believe it.

    I went to some public toilets the other day, and there was this guy, sucking this other guy off. I was f*cking disgusted! He spat! :o :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    What kind of a sicko would waste a load of love-juice :evil:

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    Smiley replied to the topic I’ve.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Now you’re just turning me on.

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    Smiley replied to the topic I’ve.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Yes, I see it now, it’s coming through the station, I’m watching it, heading right towards me.. It’s.. It’s a beautiful sight, I look down onto the tracks right below me, and there, gently vibrating ontop of the tracks from the oncoming train, is a tied up man named Charles, doomed to a horrible, probably painful death….. !!

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    Smiley replied to the topic I’ve.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Yes mummy :cry:

    Think I’ll have a nice fried bat sandwich for breakfast.

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    Smiley replied to the topic PUBLIC APOLIGIE?? in the board Chat forum two boards 18 years, 3 months ago

    Nobody takes a racist comment from someone who sends around pictures of herself shoving a whole wooden arm up her punani seriously anyway. So this thread is a waste of bandwidth. [-(

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    Smiley replied to the topic Have you appologised for slavery, yet-again? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    I just hope they don’t start chucking spears around when I refuse to apologise.

    I’m sure the b*stards spat in my food. Still ate it, mind. I just pretended it was watery apple sauce.

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    Smiley replied to the topic I’ve.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    I’ll tell him who gave me a new funny name to use [-(

    Here was me, thinking of settling with RimMyGoatPlz

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    Smiley replied to the topic Cars Or Cows? in the board Getting Serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    Of course! But that alone won’t work. You have to slaughter more cows & pigs while at it.

    We have to do our bit too though, PB. We just have to eat more meat!

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    Smiley replied to the topic I’ve.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    That name is still tickling me. Thanks a lot Bat. I’m just going to have to use it now! Just give me ideas while I’m trying to be a good boy why don’t ya? :lol: [-(

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    Smiley replied to the topic I’ve.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    WeeOnMePlz???? LMFAO @ that name! But it ain’t one of mine I’m afraid. Wish it was! :lol: :lol: Classic!

    Mr-Gay is me though. But as I said in STD, I’m taking a vacation from the rooms until you buggers catch my b*stard of an impersonator!! :x I wanna be the only TT in the village :cry:

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    Smiley replied to the topic Cars Or Cows? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    @vegan wrote:

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    Owen, I’ve been banging this drum (about cows) for ages now, seemingly without any effect.

    It’s good to see an authoritative source actually agrees with me.

    It’s always been obvious from since I joined this board that you and I view everything differently, but are you actually agreeing with me…

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    Smiley replied to the topic Have you appologised for slavery, yet-again? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    You mean slavery is illegal?! :shock:

    I’d best let that family of Zulus out of their basement cell.. err.. living accomodation :oops:

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    Smiley replied to the topic I’ve.. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    @thunderchick wrote:

    WoW thats cool.
    :D :D

    What is? That PB’s willy resembles that of a goats? :lol:

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    Smiley replied to the topic The Choking Game in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    Don’t some people put a carrier bag over their head while w*nking and then make themselves cum as they take their last breaths, then quickly remove the bag just before they pass out and die?

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    Smiley replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Skrewdriver
    ‘Firepower’

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    Smiley replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Discharge
    ‘Ain’t no feeble b*stard’

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    Smiley replied to the topic I miss Scouse. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Hey. Whilst in prison, do you think he’ll be dishing out the same romantic pick-up lines to his fellow inmates that he gives to JC females?

    “Hey! I’m gonna slit yer throat slut! lololololol!”

    I should imagine around this time he’s handcuffed to his bed, bent over, and very much having his piles filed away by a 6’4 hairy bloke named ‘Bill’.

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    Smiley replied to the topic PB in drag in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    :lol:

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    Smiley replied to the topic I miss Scouse. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    @Smiley wrote:

    Is this who you mean by any chance, PB? :wink: :lol:

    Helluva likeness eh??? Check it out!!!

    If he’s in prison then that’s bad news for Preston’s local takeaway businesses. They’ll go bankrupt!

    Oh, Mr PB, I found another look-alike of our fat friend whilst looking through my old Photobucket.

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    Smiley replied to the topic I miss Scouse. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    @Bat wrote:

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    He bears a really strong ressemblance to a well known chatroom abuser ….. who strangely, we haven’t seen around for a while. Hmmmmm ….. I wonder ???

    Bloody hell PB he does look like you know who!! :shock: :shock:

    Well I thought so that’s for sure. The weaselly face, the piggy eyes, the…

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