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    Smiley replied to the topic Cameron punishes backbench racism in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    See. The Tories are the nice party.

    The BNP encourages racism.
    New Labour encourage racism.
    Lib-Dems encourage homosexuality.

    The Tories are the only true, un-racist British party! 8)

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    Smiley replied to the topic Obsession with zee var- vee haff vays off makin you talk in the board Getting serious 18 years, 3 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    The Dutch have a similar view on WW2 and the Germans.

    The classic Dutch joke is to say to a visiting German “Can my grandfather have his bicycle back now???”

    Sidesplitting !!!

    :lol: :lol: :lol: I like that! :oops:

    German kunts! BOMB THEM, BOMB THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

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    Smiley replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Special Duties
    ‘Tommy Gun’

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    Smiley replied to the topic Amazing in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    @ugo wrote:

    Most users ever online was 108 on Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:44 am

    what the hell where 108 people doing on here on a thursday morning at that time :?

    Googlebots.

    They do it all the time.

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    Smiley replied to the topic I miss Scouse. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Is this who you mean by any chance, PB? :wink: :lol:

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    Smiley replied to the topic hi in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    You’re all *beep*!

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    Smiley replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    The Exploited
    ‘Affected By Them’

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    Smiley replied to the topic What is UGO’s Favourite Film? in the board Polls 18 years, 4 months ago

    I like Romper Stomper.

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    Smiley replied to the topic I miss Scouse. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    Good job you have a SOH then innit? :lol: :P

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    Smiley replied to the topic UGO in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 4 months ago

    Rhyming slang? A bit like this?

    “Jeoff Tosing As A Pemale Pecause He’s A Runt”?????

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    Smiley replied to the topic I miss Scouse. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    Uck ff you !! :lol:

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    Smiley replied to the topic I miss Scouse. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    I wish your face wasn’t !!

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    Smiley replied to the topic What gets yer back up?………. in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 4 months ago

    I’m better than all of you.. American or not.

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    Smiley replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    Chaos UK
    ‘Victimised’

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    Smiley replied to the topic The ground just opened up and swallowed me….! in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    Ever used this expression in a conversation to mean that you were totally embarassed and wished that the ground could have just opened up ….etc.

    Well for the residents of Guatemala City, this is exactly what happened.

    Check out these amazing pictures …… and next time you wish this to happen, be afraid, be very…

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    Smiley replied to the topic England’s future Islamic society in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    :lol:

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    Smiley replied to the topic Fat kids!!!!!! About flipping time!!!!!!! in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    @nogginthenog wrote:

    @Smiley wrote:

    Rubbish. I was on different kind of medication too, and I lost 6 stone!

    So all this “oh I was on medication.. So I can’t lose weight!” is a load of goat b0llocks.

    Tut!

    I used to be fat, but now I’m a human. So as a former heavy-goer myself, I know what’s b0llocks and what’s not. [-( People get fat because…

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    Smiley replied to the topic Virgin rippin us off in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    It’s only a box with moving pictures at the end of the day. It isn’t the end of the world, sheesh.

    You’re all talking like it’s a sign of armageddon.

    There are pubs, books, the radio, stereos, and many other forms of entertainment!

    Stop throwing a paddy.

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    Smiley replied to the topic England’s future Islamic society in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    It’ll never happen. So why get worked up about it?

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    Smiley replied to the topic It……….. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    Can I eat them afterwards if no-one else wants them please? His wee has a nice taste to it.

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