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Smiley replied to the topic can I join one of your…. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago
@Oss wrote:
Tox mate we treated you like a charity case mate hahaha :lol:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL! LOL! LMAOOOOOOOOO! F*CKING LOL! OMG LOL! HELP, LOL! OMG, I JUST COUGHED UP ONE OF MY TESTICLES FROM LAUGHING! LOL! LOL! LOL X 2! PMSL! LOL! ROTFFLMFAO! *gets out notepad and writes that one down.* OMG I CAN’T, I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD,…[Read more]
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Smiley replied to the topic pefkos popped in to pick a peck of pickled pepper in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago
Hi, Pefkos. I’m a new user too! Just got the internet this morning. Welcome to Just Chat.
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Smiley replied to the topic Help JustChat to support Comic Relief in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago
Can’t we just tie clique members down and charge £1 to have a go at smashing them in the nose with a rusty cheesegrater?
You get money to donate, AND we all get a laugh at someone having a large red nose.
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Smiley replied to the topic Who should be the next PM? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago
@Bassingbourne55 wrote:
Peter Hain – he was once an angry firebrand leftie and probably still holds left-wing views but unlike so many lefties he’s not afraid of laying into their sacred cows – he has been a fierce critic of radical islam.
Of course he was angry. All communists are angry. You could have just said “he was once a leftie” and I…[Read more] -
Smiley replied to the topic Question Times racist answer in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago
The reason I don’t care is because Scotland was never a real country anyway. How can a non-existant country gain independance? It can’t.
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Smiley replied to the topic Starwars Missiles To come to Britain in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago
We should build up our military, bring back national service to have all our youth war-ready in reserve, kick the US out of Great Britain, pull Great Britain out of the b*stard commie EU, hang all liberals and start our own Strategic Missile Defense System!
We are the greatest and are still the most powerful nation on earth. America always needs…[Read more]
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Smiley replied to the topic The Internet in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago
@ubermik wrote:
I dont think the overall effect will be positive, although it might seem at a glance that more people having access to so much information is good, the sad reality of it is that a vast amount of people on the internet use it as a means of escaping their life and as a direct replacement for a social life
So many just wont want real…
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Smiley replied to the topic Is rape a 21st Century crime? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago
Can’t be ar*ed to read any of those essays, so I’ll just assume it’s all liberal nonsense which means you support rape.
Not supporting the hanging of rapists = supporting rape.
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Smiley replied to the topic Kick in the teeth for old soldier in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago
I’m not signing – And I’ll tell you why.
PETITIONS DON’T WORK. They don’t even reach the government. They get chucked in the bin. Do you really think the government give a toss?
The only way to get things done is to over-throw the evil communist government that is oppressing us! The Conservatives in power would cure this disease, nevermind look…[Read more]
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Smiley replied to the topic Bring back hanging for crimes like this? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago
Not only should people who commit these crimes be hanged. But people defending their right to live should also be hanged, as they are just as evil. No, even more evil. As denying justice is even more torture for all the families & friends. Don’t you think they’ve suffered enough, you evil vicious commie b*stards?
Burn in a lake of napalm!
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Smiley replied to the topic Fat kids!!!!!! About flipping time!!!!!!! in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago
Rubbish. I was on different kind of medication too, and I lost 6 stone!
So all this “oh I was on medication.. So I can’t lose weight!” is a load of goat b0llocks.
Tut!
I used to be fat, but now I’m a human. So as a former heavy-goer myself, I know what’s b0llocks and what’s not. [-( People get fat because they eat or drink alcohol (not…[Read more]
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Smiley replied to the topic Addictive Foods in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago
Curry is addictive for me. Apparantly, the British as a whole are addicted to curry. Something to do about how it stimulates our senses.
Orange yogurt, too. :-
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Smiley replied to the topic Warnings in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago
Only smoking illegal substances are banned? So I can still bomb my paste and pop my pills? 8)
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Smiley replied to the topic Is your love life getting stale? in the board Polls 18 years, 4 months ago
Bring a goat in to have a threesome.
Don’t forget to use vindaloo sauce as lubrication. Can’t make ya love life any spicier than that !
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Smiley replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago
Manu Le Malin
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Smiley replied to the topic can I join one of your…. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago
@Rainbowbrite wrote:
Beeker, its most likely the fact that nobody you know resides here anymore. “They” don’t seem to care about old regs….
So we are here just to piss them off basically!
Speak for yourself. All love the Tox. New & old. I’m fantastic!
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Smiley replied to the topic LMAOOOOOOOOOO… in the board Polls 18 years, 4 months ago
@nut case wrote:
How annoying is it when people type “LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”. How many “O’s” do you need FFS??
Nooooooooo!! i can understand, as you would say this in real life when falling off a cliff.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss!! i can understand, as you would say this in real life when you have just won millions on the lottery.
But!…. Laugh…
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Smiley replied to the topic English 101 for the ape-faced Scottish. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago
@argyll wrote:
@Smiley wrote:
@argyll wrote:
@Smiley wrote:
It is not ‘the day’. It is ‘to-day’. So stop bloody asking me how I’m doing “the day”. There is more than one f*cking day in the world. SO STOP SAYING ‘THE DAY’. SAY ‘TODAY’ LIKE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO.
Every Scottish person I’ve talked to says “the day” instead of “today”. WHY?
Thick b*stards.…
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Smiley replied to the topic English patriots sing for England in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago
English is just another word for foreigner. Go back to where you came from. France or Scandanavia or wherever the homo-saxons came from. Somewhere in between innit?
Anyway. We Britishers were on these islands a thousand years before you Saxon homos came along.
Rule Britannia! F*ck all Europeans. Yes, that includes the Saxon English.
Great Britain o/
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Smiley replied to the topic 5 months without…… in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago
@Matty wrote:
going to the gym, it nearly killed me tonight
and who thought this was about sex?
Not me. Or the thread subject would have been “life without… Except for big sweaty men in public toilets…”
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