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    Smiley replied to the topic Whats your weather like ? in the board Chat forum one boards 18 years, 4 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    The sun … he shines, the sky … issa blue, the birds …. theya seenga. All is a well with the world.

    (Mrs PB ees a gonna keel me for this).

    I didn’t know you could speak in a Jamaican accent.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Put your trust in the police state in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    I think it’s the bus timetable from Eggham to Ruslip.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Death to the French! in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    It’s a conspiracy, Ugo old chap. I’m beginning to question PB’s Britishness. :-k

    I know Martin isn’t French. He drinks Bitter 8) He’s safe from my man-eating goats.

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    Smiley replied to the topic The Internet in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    Ahhhh, superman has his kryptonite.. I have my Frenchness.. Ahhh, I’m meltiiiiiiing!

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    Smiley replied to the topic The worst mannered city in the UK ….. guess where??? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    I’d buy that for a dollah.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Bring back hanging for crimes like this? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    Glad to see people are coming to my side of the spectrum. And for years the above people who are screaming my trademark call, were the ones defending scum I wanted to hang.

    See. I’m right. Sooner people learn the better.

    “Hang ’em, hang ’em, hang ’em high – Watch those f*cking b*stards die!”
    -Combat 84. 8)

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    Smiley replied to the topic Death Penalty in the board Polls 18 years, 4 months ago

    :lol:

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    Smiley replied to the topic Prisoners Human Rights in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    @genie_in_a_butthole wrote:

    @Smiley wrote:

    The only right prisoners have is the right to be hanged.

    They also have the right to stick pictures onto their cell walls with toothpaste or with semen.

    What a waste of semen. All those hairy ar*ses ready & waiting in the shower, cumless, because of some selfish person decided to use it to stick pictures…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    Angerfist
    ‘Cagefight’
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    Smiley replied to the topic English 101 for the ape-faced Scottish. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    @argyll wrote:

    @Smiley wrote:

    It is not ‘the day’. It is ‘to-day’. So stop bloody asking me how I’m doing “the day”. There is more than one f*cking day in the world. SO STOP SAYING ‘THE DAY’. SAY ‘TODAY’ LIKE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO.

    Every Scottish person I’ve talked to says “the day” instead of “today”. WHY?

    Thick b*stards. Rebuild Hadrian’s wall and…

    [Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic LIVE RADIO REQUESTS – WEDNESDAY NIGHTS FOR JUSTCHAT MEMBERS in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    Oops, forgot about this, was on the phone :oops: Tried calling in last week 353523452 times but the technician broke the phones or something. I’ve had him hanged and they now have a new technician, hence why the phones worked this week.

    Tune in next week to hear some political rant. Although, I’ve been told I’ll be censored if I be too…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic Is rape a 21st Century crime? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    I feel sorry for the poor bloke tho that would of been hanged with your justice system, what sort of justice is it for him when he is dead? What sort of justice is it for his family?

    Who cares? A cup of horlicks and all is forgotten.

    Anyway, who cares about one family, when thousands of people across the country get top notch entertainment?…[Read more]

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    Smiley replied to the topic Death Penalty in the board Polls 18 years, 4 months ago

    “Hang the b*stards & hang ’em high!”

    Famous quote. No kidding. Bet you’ll never guess who’s been saying it for the past god knows how many years innit. Go on. Have a guess.

    o/

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    Smiley replied to the topic Put your trust in the police state in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    The French don’t even have a regular force, nevermind a special force. So obviously, the above report is false.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Who should be the next PM? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    Me.

    I’d have the lot of you hanged for starters. Except PB. I need a sex slave.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Bring back hanging for crimes like this? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    I will always advocate the death of scum. (Basically, anyone I dislike).

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    Smiley replied to the topic The worst mannered city in the UK ….. guess where??? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    I think you’re the car thief.

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    Smiley replied to the topic Ponder this for a moment in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    @fastcars wrote:

    It goes without saying that the three most outspoken nationalists on this site are Emmalush, Ugo and Tommy Toxen.

    But ponder this for a moment…. Emma is a lesbian… Ugo is a cross dressing transvestite and Tommy fancies anything (man or beast) so long as it has a co*ck and an ar*se.

    Are these people prime examples of British…

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    Smiley replied to the topic Prisoners Human Rights in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    The only right prisoners have is the right to be hanged.

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    Smiley replied to the topic The Internet in the board Getting serious 18 years, 4 months ago

    Just as long as they keep the French off it, I don’t care !!

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