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It’s only about 60 degrees where I am.

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@Adeboje Mwambi wrote:

Mr Tommy this is no problem for me to solve. My cousin Mbotu is the owner of a TLC – you call this a Tank Landing Craft in your country. He use it for ferrying the cattle up and down the great Nigerian waterways.

I am sure if he is treated with respect and paid he will sail it to your beautiful Yorkshire and collect these cargo of what you talk about.

There is lot of water in your house yes??? so maybe my cousin Mbotu can drive the TLC boat right there and you can do this thing for me in your gardens.

Unfortunately, Adeboje, my village resides on a hill, so we are unaffected by the floods I bought a new pair of pink frilly speedos for nothing!

BUT, the reservoir is flooded, so he could drive it as far up as about a mile away from my village, and will have to walk the rest of the way.

But the road to town is blocked, so you’ll have to cut through the woodlands.

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Please, Adeboje, take them with you !!

I’ll give you all the fatties of Great Britain, for FREE. (hey, once they’re gone, the water level around Britain will drop considerably as we’re not being weighed down, and NO MORE FLOODS).

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@sunny wrote:

Tiss so look out the window its raining its july

Go watch ice age 2 it explains every think 8)

So, if it’s global WARMING, why is it RAINING outside, in July?

Don’t forget, we live in Great Britain. It’s perfectly normal for it to rain in the summer!

Where’s the global warming? Why’s it cold & raining outside if the Earth is boiling up and people are melting?

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I had sex with an anorexic once. I spent 3 months in prison for assault.

I did get a 2 year sentence, but I was let out early, since it was hardly my fault she snapped innit.

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Global warming doesn’t exist!

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Yes, widows would be exempt. I’m not hitting the innocents, Ruby.

I’ve come up with a plan that would discourage people from going out and getting pregnant by sleeping around, which puts a strain on our economy.

Not only that, the plan would reward married couples, a proper family unit!

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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:25 pm Quote message

Right this is my only message to you.Say a woman is made a widow and is left a single parent does she deserved to be taxed ? because she is (by no fault of her own,unless she murdered her hubby) A SINGLE PARENT.

Stevenage, as I said, it is not a question whether people “deserve it or not”, the tax isn’t designed to be a punishment. But, yes, taxes have to be fair. You can’t have one rule for one, another rule for another.

Widows, after a ‘breathing space period’ of 5 years would be taxed, too. But NOT as a punishment !!

I believe in being fair. Hence 5 years of breathing space, taxing them straight after would just be evil.

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@marie-lpool wrote:

OMG..I wish i never seen them pics. I’m the most squeamish person ever. I use to joke about ( I would rather stick pins in my eyes than do this or that) didn’t think that really happend. my hairs are standing on end , and my teeth have just curled up at the site of them pic’s.( but i do have a needle phobia) yukkkkkkkkk

..Needle phobia, eh? Don’t have sex with PB then……. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I’m being serious here!

I believe that if single parents are taxed, it will improve society, and a child’s life.

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