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Now that we’ve finally banned evil smokers from public, is it time to ban fatties from eating in public, too?
If you’re fat and walking (wobbling) down the street stuffing a Mars Bar in your face, it’s hardly setting a good example to kids, is it?
I’d bring out a law to prevent them walking in pairs. Yesterday, on my way home from work on a narrow pavement, I was stuck behind the following:
A pair, a pram and a fat dog that insisted on trotting in the middle of the street leaving no space either side.
To my right was a row of parked cars, as usual, so to pass I would have had to stepped out into the middle of a road which allows two way traffic and also has a blind spot once you’ve turned the corner and hope I could make it to the end of the parked cars both alive and before the feckin dog. Even if I had said ‘excuse me’ and squeezed past (being thin comes in handy sometimes) the mutt would have been there!
what a pair of moanin numpties :P :P :P get a flippin grip guys, live and let live fgs.
Its not the fat people that bother me some can look lovely look at fern on this moring 8)
Its the fatties who wear the towling track suit bottoms that show every bit of there fairy flue and the dimples :?
The faffties who walk down the road wit bag of chips in 1 hand fag in tuther phone glued to their ears and a baby screaming in off white dirty socks
They sit down on the shopping centers bentch and omfg :-… Never should thongs be made for fat ar ses
Sorry but its just wrong [-(
My dear Mr Tommy and Mr John and all my good freinds in this marvellous JustChat site, I am much sadder now that you have said the things that you did in not liking the fat ones.
In my village we love the large women and venerate them as for the bountiful fat cows. They bring out much activity in the man and they know what to do if he is underfed or is needing some other thing.
My fourth wive is learned to cook in your marvellous country and can make the suet pudding with the raisins in. She tell me it is called spotted dick and comes with some white sauce. She say she like the dick inside her but not so much the white sauce. This because we have not the suitable cooking manner to make it so tasty that the fat women will eat it all up.
If you not like the fat woman then we can find them lot of thing to do for our men.
Please, Adeboje, take them with you !!
I’ll give you all the fatties of Great Britain, for FREE. (hey, once they’re gone, the water level around Britain will drop considerably as we’re not being weighed down, and NO MORE FLOODS).
Mr Tommy this is no problem for me to solve. My cousin Mbotu is the owner of a TLC – you call this a Tank Landing Craft in your country. He use it for ferrying the cattle up and down the great Nigerian waterways.
I am sure if he is treated with respect and paid he will sail it to your beautiful Yorkshire and collect these cargo of what you talk about.
There is lot of water in your house yes??? so maybe my cousin Mbotu can drive the TLC boat right there and you can do this thing for me in your gardens.
@Adeboje Mwambi wrote:
Mr Tommy this is no problem for me to solve. My cousin Mbotu is the owner of a TLC – you call this a Tank Landing Craft in your country. He use it for ferrying the cattle up and down the great Nigerian waterways.
I am sure if he is treated with respect and paid he will sail it to your beautiful Yorkshire and collect these cargo of what you talk about.
There is lot of water in your house yes??? so maybe my cousin Mbotu can drive the TLC boat right there and you can do this thing for me in your gardens.
Unfortunately, Adeboje, my village resides on a hill, so we are unaffected by the floods
I bought a new pair of pink frilly speedos for nothing! BUT, the reservoir is flooded, so he could drive it as far up as about a mile away from my village, and will have to walk the rest of the way.
But the road to town is blocked, so you’ll have to cut through the woodlands.
Thank you for this kindness in the directions to my cousin Mr Tommy and I will see that everything is going to our plan with him
I hope that the fat ones you speak of so highly are very fat with the Michelin tyres around them and the legs like the beer casks.
We know in our village how the fat ones must be treated and we will feed them very well indeed on lots of Nigerian meat. The men of my village are most accomplished at putting the meat into the fat women and make sure that they are well filled up.
I would like all guys with shaved heads, off our streets. cos I dont like em. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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