Hey! I’m not gay! I’m a real gay! There is a difference, so there!
Gays are sickos, real sickos. Disgusting, should be hanged. They.. kiss… other.. men! Eurgh!
The farthest I ever go with a man is bumming him ’til my tadpole-bridage splashes all over the back of their kidneys.
But kissing? Sickos!