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What really gets my back up is sex pervert sickos :evil: :evil: I couldn’t f*cking believe it.

I went to some public toilets the other day, and there was this guy, sucking this other guy off. I was f*cking disgusted! He spat! :o :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

What kind of a sicko would waste a load of love-juice :evil:

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Now you’re just turning me on.

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Yes, I see it now, it’s coming through the station, I’m watching it, heading right towards me.. It’s.. It’s a beautiful sight, I look down onto the tracks right below me, and there, gently vibrating ontop of the tracks from the oncoming train, is a tied up man named Charles, doomed to a horrible, probably painful death….. !!

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Yes mummy

Think I’ll have a nice fried bat sandwich for breakfast.

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Nobody takes a racist comment from someone who sends around pictures of herself shoving a whole wooden arm up her punani seriously anyway. So this thread is a waste of bandwidth. [-(

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I just hope they don’t start chucking spears around when I refuse to apologise.

I’m sure the b*stards spat in my food. Still ate it, mind. I just pretended it was watery apple sauce.

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I’ll tell him who gave me a new funny name to use [-(

Here was me, thinking of settling with RimMyGoatPlz

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Of course! But that alone won’t work. You have to slaughter more cows & pigs while at it.

We have to do our bit too though, PB. We just have to eat more meat!

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That name is still tickling me. Thanks a lot Bat. I’m just going to have to use it now! Just give me ideas while I’m trying to be a good boy why don’t ya? :lol: [-(

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WeeOnMePlz???? LMFAO @ that name! But it ain’t one of mine I’m afraid. Wish it was! :lol: :lol: Classic!

Mr-Gay is me though. But as I said in STD, I’m taking a vacation from the rooms until you buggers catch my b*stard of an impersonator!! :x I wanna be the only TT in the village

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