[Soulie]

thanks people… plan to start drinking round about 2pm as soon as i get booked in, or i might have a drink or 2 on the train

[Soulie]

@rainbowbrite wrote:

I thought she had split from her husband/boyfriend/partner?

They back on then?

But baby news once again…. this forum has something funny going on in the water supply. :shock: Bottled water for me please.

i can get you plenty of that

[Soulie]

And I’m on my way to the next town
And I’m on my way in a hurry and I’m on my way
My head down and down and down
And I’m on my way
Don’t worry

[Soulie]

i got two cards, both unsigned :?

why bother doing that? i mean.. whats the point in it? does it gain anything?

anyway, they was both very rude :oops:

i gave nothing, which is always a good thing to do, means they don’t expect anything for there birthday too :D

[Soulie]

type properly and i might read what you just put

[Soulie]

@spotlight wrote:

Hiya mate,

Reckon you should go the whole hog and have a David brent style speech prepared.

There’s lots of ways you can tell jokes about Martin and his skin-flint ways. For instance you could say I’m gonna make this a short speech, because i’m charging Martin 20p a minute for me sevices and when i told him about this he replied okay 5 mins maximum,noooo I’m not saying he’s tight but he once dropped a penny, went down to pick it up and it hit him in the back of the neck :lol:

Infact if his wife was a Virgin he’s have some idea tonight what it feels like to be so tight….. but as we all know she’s been around the block more times than a tramps dog :wink:

but seriously though, Martins done really well to find someone(you turn at this point to look at his wife) as pretty, honest, witty and sexy…….as me to be his best man :lol: and Clare….. yeah…. apparantly shes a good cook so he’s laughing.

etc etc, you never know mate, there may be a comic scout in the crowd and the’ll sign you up,. seroiously thoug, when i was a best man, I read it out a few times to my best mate, so maybe we can get together and go through it this week if you like, it’ll help when the big day comes too.

yeah, please mate.. would appriciate a hand, love the joke about 20p a min, would go down well that one

[Soulie]

i’ll leave it short then and just say… martin is buying in the drinks :)

[Soulie]

last 3 or 4 weddings i have been to, they have always had groovy kind of love, it was ok the first time, then it got a bit boring

[Soulie]

me too.. off to the gym.. 30 mins on the bike.. 30 mins on the weights… then 10 mins cool down on the rowing machine

i know i will feel better after, but right now i just wanna go pizza hut and eat lots

[Soulie]

looks like she reversed the charges lucky :P

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