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  • #192073

    i’m not gonna vote.. i am just gonna give marks out of 10 when it comes to niceness

    angel* 9- 10
    lucks 1-10 (just kidding … :P ) hmmm 8-10
    VC1 – who?
    aaron_ade – (thought he left years ago?) 6-10
    alan snowman – don’t know him (this is going well is’nt it)
    spanish – who?
    giggles 10-10
    owen 8-10
    AngelBabe 9-10
    Pete 9-10

    ok thats me done

    bye

    #186467

    @did wrote:

    fed up :( :( :(

    why?

    #192260

    why can’t you sign in as always appear offline?

    try downloading the new one, or pass me your email addy in a pm and i will invite you to try it (safer way)

    #192223

    @tickledpink wrote:

    weirdo

    cool, you just star’ed in a joke i just posted in the jokes section :)

    the fancy dress one

    A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as
    different emotions e.g. fear etc

    On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens
    the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V
    painted on his chest. He says to this guy, “Wow, great outfit, what
    emotion have you come as?” And the guy says,” I’m green with NV”. The
    host replies, “Brilliant, come on in and have a drink.”

    A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door
    to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa
    wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman “Wow,
    great outfit, what emotion have you come as?” She replies, “I’m tickled
    pink.”
    The host says, “I love it, come on in and join the party.”

    A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, And the
    host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Murphy, standing
    stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with
    his knob stuck in a pear.

    The host is really shocked and says, “Well, what the heck are you doing?
    You could get arrested standing out there in the street like that.
    Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?!?!”

    Paddy replies, “Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Murphy here has just come
    in dispair.

    #190656

    hes a boring c*nt, but a funny boring cu*t, even if he is’nt even trying to be funny, i guess that what makes it funny

    gotta be morph

    #183929

    you look fine to me emma, so should be a compliment

    who is golden touch? a razor light fan maybe?

    #190522

    i did’nt think you needed to know anything about football to be the manager of newcastle

    3 simple rules to follow

    never drop shearer

    convince shearer to play another season

    lie, and say newcastle has the best fans in the world

    #190515

    does that mean i got the job then?

    #190512

    i think yours might work better then mine, but you did’nt manage to suc k up to alan shearer, this will go against you

    #183907

    @American Woman wrote:

    Pete – You’re still absent! Nice job on the collage btw – =D> =D>

    I’m sticking with Dizzy Blonde on this one – I’m just too shy to post my pic. :twisted:

    And all this talk on 37 being over the hill does not make my fast approaching 30th birthday all that desirable. Isn’t the 40 supposed to be the new 20? [-o<

    but the new 20 looks twice as old as the old one did

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