Spanish

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

the older the fiddle the finer the tune seemly..! lol

Well, I’m definitely old and I do like a good fiddle :wink: :wink:

tut, I’m not coming to your cafe again then :wink:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol half my age…. my ar5e lol im only 35 on the 26th may btw..!! lol

OUCH, now you’re making ME feel old :(

B is for Bestiality :oops: :oops:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

ohhh ur not a fan of Adam n Ants as u make out then….. lol

erm :oops: :oops:

I could probably quote the lyrics to ALL their songs if I had to :oops: :oops:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol@ spanish…. * The way you look you’ll qualify for next year’s old age pension!*

Fecking cheek!! I’m half your age :lol: :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

the sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head.

Give me some of your head then :wink:

Deseo hacerle amor en cada posición posible

@Robyn wrote:

66% :oops:

Well hello :wink:

Have we met before? :lol: :lol:

looking for a toyboy :wink: :wink:

take care Dizzy xx

oh, and what you cooking for my tea?? lol

* waits for Dizzy to go and look up orange rose and its meaning on the net *

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

A special rose for Spanish

(lets Spanish pick which colour he would like)

xx

The best colour you could give me today would be orange I think :wink:

still sexually active, despite her advanced years :o :o

@ELEPHANT wrote:

not a nice thing to say about the person above was it

Its ok, she knows what I’m like :twisted: :twisted:

A rose for DizzyBrunette…. I think she needs and deserves one :)

almost as heavy as PATS

@TADpole wrote:

Whats Valentines Day?

It’s that time of the year when you have to put up with a quick fumble and a couple of minutes of mumbling and groaning in return for a box of choccies you dont like and an inappropriate card with a naff message inside that had been bought that evening on the way home from work.

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

Oss

she gonna get the real expensive ones then is she????

what does a girl have to do these days to get red roses??

then again, men , please dont answer that because i know whats coming lolol

Knowing that different coloured roses have different meanings, I would say that a girl would have to make me feel loved to get red…[Read more]

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

tsk!! give a bloke a compliment :lol:

…. and he’ll say thankyou

THANKYOU DIZZY xxx