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DAMN, too late, ChatGuideBK just offered me sexual favours in return for nominating her as well :( :(
@soulie wrote:
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
Whatever you perceive it as – no point lieing to people.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
Whatever it takes to get that magical connection with each other.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
She feels completely satisfied and fulfilled.
4. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you’ve just had sex with is:
Amazing.
5. Your girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
Irrelevant to my feelings, but noticeable and up to her what she does about it.
6. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
Propaganda put forward by the media to feminise men, taking away their sexual power.
7. Foreplay is to sex as:
Breathing is to living.
8. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying
at the end of a relationship?“You’ll never be forgotten”
9. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
Is sexually inhibited but entitled to her feelings.
10. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
Wonderful.
My results suggest I’m not a man but what the hell, I wouldnt be comfortable in myself being that shallow and uncaring anyway.
who ever you think it is it ain’t gonna be me
Chaos_UK :P :P :P
59% – Quiite Picky
You have high standards and are too quick to reject people, but you still understand that everyone has to make a few compromises, even in the most successful relationships.
What does regret mean? :? Seems like a stupid waste of time to me – do everything with conviction!!
When was the last time you played a practical joke on someone?
Never that I can remember
When was the last time you stood up for who and what you are though it made you unpopular?
You’ll be sorely missed Kerry,
I loved your sense of fun and your wicked sense of humour. You made me laugh in ways that most other people I meet never have.
I pray you have found the peace and tranquility you desired now and that you no longer suffer.
I didnt get to know you as well as I would have liked but I wont forget you either – you were a real star that flickered out far too soon.
All my love x x x
@angel1 wrote:
ooooooooooooooo whos faced was ya stuck too??? :? :? :lol: :lol:
It wasnt my face she was stuck to :wink: :wink:
Thanks first to Vamps and Belle for their hospitality – you two were great for putting us up and feeding us while we were with you.
Angel1 was a real sweety as ever, even if she did slap me several dozen times whilst we were away. You make me laugh a lot girl, thankyou.
Belle is a great laugh, considering her advanced years. She made us all very welcome and can cook a wicked Sunday dinner.
Blade – your a nutcase man!!! Extremely outgoing and very funny with it, as Witey said, you cracked us up on the bus into town, and I will never view tuna in quite the same way again :lol: :lol:
Little Gizmo surprised me the most of those who attended – I like you girl but your nothing like how I pictured you from out interactions online.
Lucks I didnt speak to very much but from what I saw you seem very happy (guess Blade is to blame for that!) and you are so very bubbly, a real character.
Mucker was very, very quiet, bordering on totally shy at first but a few drinks soon sorted him out. Mind you, I think he’s gone a bit quiet again now that Vamps has worn him out!!
Pebbz I feel sorry for cos I was a right cheeky sod with her the whole time but bless her, she took it the way it was intended, proving she was as good a laugh as I had imagined she would be. Mind you, its not all good – Pebbz has rotten smelly feet!! :lol: :lol:
Spliffy is a top bloke. Quite quiet but when he gets going he is genuinely funny and up for a good time. Bloody well annoyed me in the car though – all the way there n back I was hoping he would nod off so I could get angel1 to play with my gearstick but he never did :(
Vamps made me laugh a lot with her straight talking, and, OMG, put that poor boy down for a minute and let him breathe!!!!
Witey – what a star!! I wasnt sure what to expect with this guy in advance but he is a damned good laugh, full of fun, and has a wicked sense of humour. He also put up with a lot of my, erm, tarting too :lol: :lol:
Wolfsbayne – I found him hard to talk to at first but he’s an ok guy with strong convictions and he seems very honest and genuine to me. On the downside….. he cant drive fast to save his life – we left him for dead on the motorway, hahahaahaahaaha
All in all, it was a great weekend, we all had a damned good laugh and I was very happy to meet each and everyone of you.
Finally, thanks to all the girls for being so well behaved and doing as they were told…… I nearly didnt get any drinking time in between all the kisses I got :D :D :D
@mr_angel1 wrote:
i managed to sneak a kiss off her too but i was lucky enough not to get caught on camera :wink: :wink: :wink:
Yeah but I did capture that special moment between you and Witey :wink: :wink:
