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Too damned gorgeous to be single for long :wink:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

Who need this sex stuff – give me a nice warm cardigan and a cup of cocoa every time.

And the cocoa last longer doesnt it PB :wink: :wink:

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You Are 42% Evil

You are evil, but you haven’t yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though – you are on your way to world domination.

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@forumhostpb wrote:

With sex there’s always bloody problems.

I would have thought a man of your advanced years would have overcome that one by now, PB :wink: :wink:

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Can i trade the drugs and cars for more sex please?????? :lol: :lol:

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I’m calling the police………..

…….your cheque from last time just bounced

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Saturday :oops: :oops:

When was the last time you laughed so much it hurt?

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9 – cos i need to give her 1 to make her perfect :wink:

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She’s so wrong but I adore her anyway.

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is one tart i’d like to eat :wink:

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