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Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you’ve gone too far now..I was only joking, you’re probably gonna go to hell for that, and they don’t allow porn there, so ner, your right up sh*t street now………going now to consider if I still wanna be friends with someone who would even think like that…never mind say it.

8) <<<<<<<<Stevie Wonder, won't be happy…

he does have a good poker face doesn’t he? seems to attract the women too. There is a joke in there about posting the blinds…………….but i’m much too nice to go there :lol:

lol:) I thought the thread was about deaf people, think you were meant to spell it Death:) altough it’s not funny…really, you see mate we can make even the most morbid topics into fun…now whose for a wake gatecrahing.

When my Step-dad died(both of them…and NO my mum isn’t Rita fairclough out of Coronation St b4 you all ask) split the family…[Read more]

I’d pay a hitman to eliminate him….probably do it for free. What would I spend the money on mmmmmmmm chocolate and treat me and you to a trip to las vegas next year to take part in the WSOP, probably buy Tracy something too, just to keep her quiet and obviously spoil the kids and buy a house with all gadgety things in it :lol: getting quite…[Read more]

I don’t know where have you been hiding? When soulie gets home and realises what I’ve done….I’ll need a good hiding place :wink:

Soulies my best mate, I’ve known him for nearly a decade now my doesn’t time fly. Reminds me a lot of myself when I was younger, he’s always there for me and we share a lot of interests, footy,women, gambling 8) we have the same daft sense of humour too.

I can look back on my life and it never fails to dissapoint me how people let you down in…[Read more]

That’s disguisting………..How can he drink that cheap sh*t?

Lee Mack An up and coming comedian who was on the apollo live a couple of weeks back, very very funny. Ricky Gervais and Steve Coogan would also be very much welcome :P

Thats just mean :?

I’m a big softy me….I cried at DIY SOS the other day:) Got me right there it did… :oops:

Your mum posts on the boards as well though Soulie, Mmmm whats her nickname again:) The furniture mover…thats right :D Remember that time i called round to urs with mark and after we had left she asked you if it was my new girlfriend?ffs Don’t know who was the more offended me or Fatty Hudson.

I find that is the case with many people(Not all) Think it’s a confidance thing, afew years back when i suffered with a bout of depression really knocked me sideways that did, don’t think I’ve been able to mix as well since, find it really hard to be myself with a group of strangers, one on one i’m okay with though, like to think most peole find…[Read more]

Squeezy……

Just wanted to say your baby is gorgeous :lol: I have 4, the youngest was born on Halloween 2 years ago:) and he is a little monster:)

Didn’t realise she was from Nottingham, got to admit never really listenned to her once I hear she’s on a particular show and presenter says

“And lets say a big HI-DE-HI to Sue pollard”

I turn over,

I am a Nottingham forest suporter, so I do have some connection with her I suppopse….I don’t hate her I just don’t feel comfortable around…[Read more]

Glad you enjoyed it Giggles:) You gotta see the humour through everything I guess:)

Wanna be in the advert too? probably get you a line, maybe you could ask the worker behind the counter(me) if they have Carrot and Ginger soup?

And I’ll turn to the side and puke and then turn to the camera and tell them the story about my ex-girlfriend…[Read more]

Ohhhh Don’t talk to me about ginger, it’s horrid…Giner beer :-… those cunningly disguised chocolates that are desperatly trying to be caramel underneath :-…

Going back to what I was writing about earlier Giggles, regarding my job, obviously Shocked and disapointed about the way I am being treated:( And I havn’t felt that way since I…[Read more]

Kind of figured it would be minimum wage….they did appear to be scraping the bottom of the barrell with their attractive offers:)

Put my back out at WORK a couple of weeks ago and I get paid monthly, recieved my pay check yesterday with no sick pay on it:( Yet they insisted I submit a note off the doctor, why? Being a family man with 4 kids…[Read more]

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) — of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

Thats me a Chestnut…[Read more]

I notice the advert didn’t state GSOH? I am tempted to ring myself, just to see what they say………..the good thing about dating a dog, is they like it up the bum:)

Used to love fishing, and I’d love to get into it again with my Son, but to tell you the truth it’s been so long, I wouldn’t know where to start…honestly it’s been that long, any tips would be greatly appreciated, any online sites for beginners that you know?