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@Griff wrote:

No offence but he sounds a miserable f*cker already mate…..what’s he getting married for ?

Well, they say women always try to change their hubby’s, so she might make him more cheerful :D

Get him one of those joke strippers…..like an old granny or something, hehe. :lol:

@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

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Brilliant Angel- Keep death off the roads, drive on the pavement

:oops: :lol: :lol:

Well how the fu*k do you manage to look in your mirrors, move the gearstick, use ur peddles and clutch all at the same flippin time?? I’m now thinking of trying an automatic, see if that helps…

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@Jooly wrote:

I love snow 8)

Mmm cosy nights in front of the fire looking out at the snow, love it! :D

Yeah that bit’s ok – I love watching it falling at night…but it’s the going out walking down a hill in it at 9am with a buggy that I’m more worried about…… :?

LOL :lol:

My son does that…counts ‘how many sleeps left until….’ :lol:

Ummm………..sometime in the 90’s……..would prob have been someone replying to the multiple text I sent to everybody telling them my number…. :D

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lmfao watchin the re-run… of xfactor… on this mornin lol simon cowell admittin his helpin hand on sharon soakin louie..!! lol

I’m watching that as well lol

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41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,
practical, and always interesting; someone who’s constantly in the centre of
attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head.
They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who’ll
always cheer them up and help them out.

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@Beatty Blue wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I get grumpy around Xmas.

so it’s x-mas for you all the time :mrgreen:

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Pml :lol:

@Jooly wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

This is my 1,000th post which has amazed me

Not a post about anything tho :lol: :lol:

=D> =D> =D>

Now you’re in the clique :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh right…is that the entry criteria??

I’ve heard ‘The Clique’ mentioned so many times…..always wondered how to join lol. :lol:

Lol

I thought the ‘thank-you’ thread was going to be a nice one as well….how deceptive was that!!!

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@spotlight wrote:

Tell you what scared me today!

On second thoughts….best not,u’ll laugh :oops:

awwwwwwwwww go on we wont lol

Oh, but we WILL :twisted:

Oh…go on…

Could do with a laugh…… :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

Weve all done that PB. Cept I havent got a wife, but ya get my drift.

Well actually, no I don’t ”get your drift”.

Got pi ssed ???……occasionally maybe – but I doubt if many of us have made a lifetime carreer of it.

Beaten up your wife (or partner)??? – emphatically no, not ever!!!

Let’s face it,…

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@Racquel wrote:

Stuff Christmas !!! Bah humbug !!! <

that option was not entered by me, would somebody like to explain why it is there now.

Ah, the innocence of being a newbie…… :wink:

two more weeks and you will never again question about any editing. :lol:

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Mention Christmas, and have you noticed that all the females start drivelling on about shopping etc etc !!!.

The male users, being far more intellectual, realise that it is still only November and that they have lots of better things to do with their time.

Christmas is just another excuse for females to spend money on useless…

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@Soulie wrote:

a remiss? whats one of them?

Remiss = negligent = you neglected to get her number :roll:

Did you drink much when you were out Soulie? :wink: :D