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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

porn

Be more specific……. :lol:

My habits are sooo bad at the moment – don’t know why but for the past 2 weeks I have felt so hungry all the time. :?

I can’t eat cold/reheated food, so if I do get round to making myself something, 9 times out of 10 Darryl wil start crying – i swear he hates to see me eat, makes him feel left out- he starts smacking his lips and whining :roll:…[Read more]

@Morticia wrote:

I had a friend who moved into a house and found in the loft a stack of porno videos, and photos of what were the previous owners in er, interesting attire.

Does that count ???? :wink:

PML :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Giggles wrote:

roughly translated….leg it with the baby :roll: :wink:

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@Giggles wrote:

roughly translated….leg it with the baby :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Giggles wrote:

anyone ever reads theirs?

today I read mine for the first time….weird!

they came with a marriage certificate and a death certificate of people who had lived here before :shock:

I haven’t, no.

My house was only built in the 60’s though – so not much history to it anyway :roll:

Nowt yet…its too bloody early *yawns*

Spotted an ad on the side of a bus for SAW2….and it reminded me how good the first one was.

It had a pretty gruesome storyline, quite puzzlng at times….and an unbelievable ending!!! :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Right – everyone round to PB’s for dinner tonight…..he’s all prepared! :lol:

@angel* wrote:

@Captain Charisma wrote:

@Veronica wrote:

Sundays do seem long, there is a different feel to Sunday, as soon as you wake you know its Sunday, its a boring day.

well varooka :D
mine is long and i feel it not just on a sunday :D
as soon as i wake up even on a sunday i kno its hard and i wont b havin a borin day :D

Now THAT made me…

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Man Flu :roll: :roll: :roll:

And the tabloids reckon bird flu is going to be a problem!??? HA!! :twisted:

My parter has been bugging my brain all night to let him buy a Land Rover Discovery. :roll:

We were going to start looking for a new car in a few months once Christmas was out of the way…but apparently he has seen one in Auto Trader and can’t wait. I wouldn’t mind but part of the money he wants to use is the money I have saved for…[Read more]

:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Made up name wrote:

^^^That’s exactly how I felt! :lol: :lol:

PMLLLL :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Jagged Edge wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

^^^^^^^^^^

she shocked me with yet another name change ffs :roll: and with slagging everyone off :?

And you miss’s neva changes her name.

Whats ur prob..? aint been s l a g g i n g ppl off.. just telling it how it is.. if ya dont like it tuff!!!

If i got summat 2 say il say it.. and if ya dont like it then…

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Cr@p…….my son was watching when I clicked that :shock:

‘Mummy…did your compuer say a bad word?!’

oops :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Steve_519 wrote:

women drivers (clueless)

old drivers (pissing coffin dodgers)

drink drivers (murderers)

boy/girl racers (they think they can drive but cant)

traffic wardens (b’astards f**k off and get a real job)

speed cameras (a pigs piggy bank)

inland revenue (hitlers henchmen)

bbc tv licence fee (thieving b’astards)

credit cards (far…

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Watching last nights Corrie on video :)

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I’ve got big green dots when I close my eyes now… :shock: :lol: