Squeezy

Hehe….anytime :wink: :lol:

@Slayer wrote:

Know one…. they don’t call me the Reverand for nothin, weddings, barmitzvahs, funerals, bed christenings, you name it, I’m your man

Rates are competitive

Tip me the wink when ure ready :lol: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Will do…..’Reverend’ 8) :lol:

@pefkos wrote:

thinking T’iz me was a bird!!!
:oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No idea

Not bothered

:D :D :D

@T’iz Me wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

My new bed has just been delivered 8) :D

1. We’re not going to see Squeezy on the boards for the next few weeks.

2. When she does come back, she’ll have some surprising news for us. :shock:

Cheeky!! :wink:

I will be here during the day lol….have to send him out to work y’know :lol: :lol: :lol:

:wink: :twisted:

@Slayer wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

My new bed has just been delivered 8) :D

You havin a bed party then Squeezy? Need it test drivin?

Bed party?

More like a christening….lol :wink: :lol:

You need a vicar for the christenin? :wink:

Just to keep an eye on things, eh? :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@Slayer wrote:

you’ll wake up n see a stiff next :shock:

One can only live in hope [-o< =P~

@Slayer wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

My new bed has just been delivered 8) :D

You havin a bed party then Squeezy? Need it test drivin?

Bed party?

More like a christening….lol :wink: :lol:

Eww :-…

My new bed has just been delivered 8) :D

@T’iz Me wrote:

LOL – You’re so nosy… :wink:

I don’t feel too good, i feel rotten… smoking’s not helping either… Anyone want to come and sort me out?

And you’re not???? :shock: :wink: :lol:

Is it a case of man-flu starting up? :(

Looks painful :shock: :lol:

@lisamarie71 wrote:

just gotta ask this question, does anyone here have an ex boyfriend or girlfriend who calls em in the middle of the night to winge about the crap sex life he/she has with the person you were dumped for???? :? :? :? :?

I don’t. But then I don’t have ny ex’s who dumped me for someone else :)

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@MORPH wrote:

ONLY I CAN WRITE HERE SO KEEP OFF !!

Or what?? :P :wink:

Are the thread police going to get me? :shock:

*Looks around*

I hope so….I like handcuffs. :twisted:

@Slayer wrote:

@lilmissnaughty wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

I’m really sorry LMN, next time I’ll maintain eye contact :wink:

yes, you do that….very very rude just staring at my boobs lol

Its ok though cos Squeezy says it’s me mothers fault and it’s perfectly natural

Lol…men have an excuse for everything! :lol:

Hehe…I like it :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Sometimes I have fried egg on toast

yummy

biting into the toast and having the warm runny yolk drip over the crust

ok, brb! i want some now

Mmm….I want some now!!

Butter, egg or cheese for me. 8)

@Slayer wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

I saw the news this morning- a worker at the Alpen factory drowned after he fell into a huge vat of muesli- he was dragged down by a strong currant

:lol:

oh gawd :lol: I trust your feelin better? xx

I wish his jokes were feeling better!!! :lol: :wink: :lol:

Squeezy, this material…

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I shall go try that one….. :D