Squeezy

:shock: :shock: :shock:

@Will Power wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Will Power wrote:

We don’t need other blokes washing our shoes when we go to the loo, we are quite good at doing it ourselves :mrgreen:

You should all learn to pee straight then….. :roll: :wink:

It gets progressively harder the more I drink :oops:

Does it? :shock: Mind you don’t hit the ceiling then!!…[Read more]

@Soulie wrote:

haha, well we also got canadian in our family, but we only talk to them via the internet, hoping to go over there some time though to meet them

Yeah yeah…you’re just looking for an excuse to go for a holiday :wink: :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol@soulie… no u numpty..!!! it was a machine that u could buy a vibrator for £20 like a condom machine.. lol

Pml….can you imagine if someone walked in on you just as you were buying one :oops: :lol:

@Will Power wrote:

We don’t need other blokes washing our shoes when we go to the loo, we are quite good at doing it ourselves :mrgreen:

You should all learn to pee straight then….. :roll: :wink:

:-

:lol:

Nothing yet…still too tired :)

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

Being Scottish… lol here squishy… ur nan and me grannie related..!!! lol

Well…she is Glaswegian..could be a distant relative pml :lol: :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

well they can all go f u c k baby spiders cos i canny stand em,

what a lovely phrase that is….. :shock: :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

mind id happily pay for a roomfull of strangers to come to me weddin than that lot

Right everyone….who else is going to crash the wedding???? 8) 8) :lol:

Bloody excellent! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I found myself singing along to it lol :oops: :lol:

This bloody internet connection keeps fecking up! :evil:

Wouldn’t work last night and is taking ages to change pages :roll:

@Made up name wrote:

Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage.

Hehe – I’ve got a while before I get to 30, but even I’ve got that one sussed out 8) :lol:

In :D

@Oss wrote:

I am in cyprus :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ooohhh…only a few thousand times…….. :wink: :lol:

Huh? :?

Sorry…information overload for me at this time of the morning.

I dont have Gmail anyway, but I gather I’m not missing out lol :D

Newt

Eggy bread

Guilty – a few times …and may I hasten to add – it wasn’t for any crimes lol 8) :lol:

Have you ever had an operation?

Night Sian xsxsxs :D