Squeezy

It was hilarious. I love Jack Dee. 8)

I’m sortof here……dstracted watching Jack Dee just now, so browsing slowly lol….

:D :D

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol SqueeZy…. human biology teacher was very helpful to u lol now my mind boggles…!!! lol

Pml….you have got a dirty mind!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

@spotlight wrote:

Lee Mack An up and coming comedian who was on the apollo live a couple of weeks back, very very funny :P

I saw him – he was great…mad as a hatter lol.

He is apparently going to be starring in a new comedy along with Cathering Tate. 8)

Not guilty

Ever had sex in a toilet?

Not guilty

have you slept with ore than 50 people?

Not guilt (does getting money from your other half count?) :lol:

Ever went on a night out with the intention of being unfaithful?

Sausage Roll

appletize

A little – chest, arms, groin, legs…..

I hate hairy backs, and shaved all over just lookas weird! :lol:

Ant ‘n Dec

A comedy duo to rival Ant and Tommy! :lol: :lol:

Going for the bus……the driver told me I would have to put the buggy down cos there was already one on.

As I was about to, the other mother told me I could have the space, and she would fold her buggy so I wouldn’t have to wake the baby.

It made me smile cos its so unusual for other people to care. :D

In :D

If anyone is still here…night xsxsxsx

No-added-sugar lemonade

sunflower seed

For 50,00 % you are: Nope. You definitely are not a snob. You are very humble in fact. You always put others first and rarely think of yourself. You are kind, loving, and gentle. Other people can look to you for a shoulder to cry on and a kind and thoughtful word. You are always ready and willing to forgive anyone. Good for you!: D 32.86 % of 2797…[Read more]

Not guilty – we’re giving it a miss, baby is too little.

Have you been opn a holiday already this year?

I wonder how mermaids have sex… :-k

or give birth…..ouch 8-[

Sorry…just pondering. :lol: :lol:

Its so long since I was single I’ve forgotten what it was like. :?

I’m happy as I am – love, regular sex, someone to talk to in the evenings, and help with the kids, hehe :lol:

Oh…and the money is a bonus. :lol: 8)