Squeezy

evian

Dear

not guilty

would you do a kiss and tell story?

I like the RS8’s cos they look a bit different…the bottom ones are more of a common style.

But what would I know….. :roll:

My bloke spent £800 on a set of Venoms for his car…they were pretty cool. 8) Bloody twit…I could’ve went shopping! :lol:

What does his c0ck do?

Blimey…is that real?

Ach…seems pretty normal to me lol :wink: :lol:

Stupid online companies that won’t accept debit cards – only visa or mastercard. :roll: :evil:

No wonder so many people are in debt to credit card companies :roll:

What do you do after swallowing?

you must be kidding!

Guilty – but was only a footballer :roll:

Ever sh@gged anyone famous?

Guilty…just to see what it was like lol

ever had sex in a chapel? :twisted:

Whats that on your shoe….?

Its a secret!

Way-hay! :lol: :lol:

I wouldn’t have known otherwise – I never eat them lol :lol:

Seabrook Potato Crisps?

(I typed into Google and thats what it came up with lol!) :lol:

Not guilty

Ever sneaked out of someones house after sex without waking them?

Knowing it’s the Setember weekend so i don’t have to get up early again till Tuesday 8) 8)

@angel* wrote:

@Volksie wrote:

That I sneezed 8 times and didn’t have an orgasm :roll:

I read an article in the magazine last weekend about a woman who has multiple orgasms at the slightest thing….such as a sneeze sets them off…..it mite sound like heaven to us women but it actually left this woman very ill……is that wot you’ve got volks or…

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Where’s TT got to?

I noticed the serious posts section was quite quiet…and I haven’t heard ‘they should all be hanged’ for a while… :?

Anyone know?

Pretty normal…just ask Tommy…. :lol:

Mind you…not seen much of him these days… :?

Squirmy :roll:

Nice post Cordy…I have found it amusing some of the names he comes out with, but lost track of them all pml :lol:

Okay…….

I love to laugh – I’m always smiling, I can be quite sarcastic sometimes, but would never seriously set out to offend someone because I have an aversion to arguments and always avoid them.

I get a lot of attention from the opposite sex, but mainly they only want one thing, and I’ve had problems before when a couple of men didn’t…[Read more]