Squeezy

@Squeezy wrote:

Saturday, July 29, 2056

My bloke’s 81st birthday…….what a prezzie for him lol !!!

Oh…no matter, I calculated his…..Friday, November 9, 2040

He kicks the bucket before I do.

Awww….16 years of no sex for me…… #-o

Saturday, July 29, 2056

My bloke’s 81st birthday…….what a prezzie for him lol !!!

@Skye wrote:

Talking about them being bubs though doesn’t seem two minutes ago :shock:

Tell me about it…I’m making the most of it this time round! :D

He’s been fed so should go through till about 8am or so. [-o<

My eldest is like yours lol…always first up (mind you….unless its a school day!) :roll: :roll:

How old is yours now?

That’s about it lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah….he’s normally pretty good at night, hopefully just a one-off :D

He’s fell asleep on my knee now, but I just know if I move him/breathe too heavily he is gonna wake up 8-[ #-o

lol, ta :D

Wet wet wet

Nah, just a 6 week old refusing to sleep :roll: :roll: :roll: :)

Ribena :D

@Tinrib wrote:

Today??, mmmmmmmm haveing a dude cut a fairly large piece of my face off in the name off medical science…..

Yeah….that would p*ss me off…………. :shock:

Yeah, I’m a non-sleeper….not through choice though….. :roll: :(

pest

Good morning fellow insomniacs!!! :D :D

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

or i’ll do it homemade way 2 bricks aboot the gonads lol

Hmmm….to heck wi the vasectomy…might do that to him just for the hell of it next time he’s being annoying, hehe :twisted: :lol:

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