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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Benefit Fraud in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    If being a mom and house wife were to pay fact is it would be the highest paid job in the world :D And this i read somwhere before people think i made it up :lol:

    Manual workers usually don’t get paid much !!!

    @Becky with an inflated sense of her capabilities wrote:

    Don’t worry….I read it as well. :D

    When you think about…

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    dee replied to the topic Life is short in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    Actually angel…I think it takes bad memories to make us realise how lucky we really are :(

    =D> and they can sometimes make us smile.

    Sorry to hear of your loss Angel x

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    Becky replied to the topic Benefit Fraud in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    Lol

    I get asked all the time why I don’t work… :roll:

    Some poeple don’t understand that looking after a couple of kids and running a household IS work! :)

    Too right there i have a full time mommy job and house work not complaining, i wouldnt swap it for the world and now my kids r 4 and 2 in bed at 6 i work 6 till 10 at…[Read more]

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    Tiz Me replied to the topic What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    Loadsa secretive people about tonight :-k

    Candy?

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    Tiz Me replied to the topic What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @T’iz Me wrote:

    @~ Candy Kane ~ wrote:

    ya think the fairys did it..? :lol:

    No… Tommy and Soulie didn’t do it…

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I was gonna delete that until you quoted it lol… :lol:

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    Squeezy replied to the topic Perfect Man Thread ! in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @angel* wrote:

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    Anybody want a squaddie :roll:

    Not if you’re like all the ones I know :roll: ……they’re a right bunch of perves…wouldn’t go near ’em with someone else’s :shock:

    awww……..I’ll vouch for him squeezy…….he’s not ur typical squaddie……he’s one of the nicest, caring funniest blokes you could…

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    angel replied to the topic Life is short in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    Well I hope they get their finger out and get vyour appontment sorted out hun.

    Everything takes sooo bloody long don’t it :(

    It does when u dont’ want it too :lol:

    I’m off shortly hun…….you look after yourself, and give that little lad a kis from angel :D awww an a hug wouldn’t go amiss either squeezy…..he’s adorable :wink: xxxx

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    PATS replied to the topic What pissed u off 2day……..AGAIN in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @fastcars wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @fastcars wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    yeh. right.

    Lol :lol:

    8) i aint allowed to talk to anyone else squeezy……………cos i;m a tart. :evil:

    Tut….and i thort this started cos u thort i was talkin wth sumone else. :shock:

    I know im gettin old but me memory aint that bad

    8) an i’m a tart.…

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    PATS replied to the topic What pissed u off 2day……..AGAIN in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    8) i aint allowed to talk to anyone else squeezy……………cos i;m a tart. :evil:

    Hey…we all know that :wink:

    Sunny told us :lol:

    :lol: least sunny luvs me fa wat i am .

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    GEMZ replied to the topic post goodmornings and good nights in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @T’iz Me wrote:

    part of the Council, i have my finger in so many pies

    Blimey :shock:

    he been watching american pie

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    Tiz Me replied to the topic post goodmornings and good nights in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    *thoroughly chastised* :oops:

    :shock:

    :P :lol:

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    Tiz Me replied to the topic post goodmornings and good nights in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @T’iz Me wrote:

    Hi Squeezy… :lol:

    Hi MG… =P~ Lmaooooo

    Hello Ant – I nearly missed your entry lol :wink: :lol:

    Should have opened wider then… :lol:

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    Candy Kane replied to the topic What pissed u off 2day……..AGAIN in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @~ Candy Kane ~ wrote:

    Smelling of baby puke all day long.. im not a lady no more im just a mummy… :(

    Don’t be daft hun – you’re always going to be a mummy first and a woman second, it happens to us all, but the day your little one calls you ‘mummy’ for the first time…you won’t have it any other way. 8)

    Awwww that will be a…[Read more]

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    dee replied to the topic Average Hortifeckinculturalist in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Will Power wrote:

    @dee wrote:

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @pikey wrote:

    I Any ideas for winter crops?

    Yip….buy ’em from Asda 8) :lol:

    You know it makes sense……..sorry for driviling pikey…..blame the grape juice :lol:

    You want to take that grape juice back to Asda, as I think it has started to ferment. Are you a bargain bucket kinda gal then? :)

    It…[Read more]

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    Slayer replied to the topic What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    Gemz…where was the romance????

    Next time make him seduce you for three hours first, then you’ll be too knackered to be bothered with making the tea lol :lol:

    Obviously bin to the Australian school of foreplay-

    “Brace yourself Sheila”

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    Will Power replied to the topic wish I thought… in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @Will Power wrote:

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @Will Power wrote:

    We don’t need other blokes washing our shoes when we go to the loo, we are quite good at doing it ourselves :mrgreen:

    You should all learn to pee straight then….. :roll: :wink:

    It gets progressively harder the more I drink :oops:

    Does it? :shock: Mind you don’t hit the…

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    Squeezy replied to the topic wish I thought… in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Will Power wrote:

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @Will Power wrote:

    We don’t need other blokes washing our shoes when we go to the loo, we are quite good at doing it ourselves :mrgreen:

    You should all learn to pee straight then….. :roll: :wink:

    It gets progressively harder the more I drink :oops:

    Does it? :shock: Mind you don’t hit the ceiling then!!…[Read more]

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    Will Power replied to the topic wish I thought… in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @Will Power wrote:

    We don’t need other blokes washing our shoes when we go to the loo, we are quite good at doing it ourselves :mrgreen:

    You should all learn to pee straight then….. :roll: :wink:

    It gets progressively harder the more I drink :oops:

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    Will Power replied to the topic So what’s the weather like? in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    Weather was lovely today…warm and sunny in the morning, with a breeze picking up in the afternoon coming in from the North-West.

    Move over Sian Lloyd… lol 8) :lol:

    I can’t stand that Sian Lloyd, she whistles ash she shpeaks :twisted:

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    angel replied to the topic Crap facts….. in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 4 months ago

    @Squeezy wrote:

    @angel* wrote:

    @Made up name wrote:

    Blondes have more hair than dark haired people.

    LOL that don’t make sense……..wot if the blonde has short hair and the brunette has long hair? :? :lol:

    I think it means more hair follicles per area. :D

    oi don’t you get all clever with me misses :lol: :lol:

    Evenin squeezy darlin………I…[Read more]

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