Squeezy

@Will Power wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

Ch 4…you’re watching the truth about female desire?????

It’s getting a bit HOT now :shock: I may have to come offline :D

Oh :shock:

@Squeezy wrote:

I didn’t think it had been so long, but I checked his profile – he hasn’t posted since 26th July…. :?

stalker!!! :P

Wb PB :)

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Ask your GP about it, he’ll know what to do more than a bunch of nutters on the internet :wink:

I know…they are everywhere!! :o *miip*

@geordiebird wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

Yep Rainny – I have been like that…..during and just after pregnancy….. :shock:

It’s deffo caused by homones – or stress

stress
id go with stress…

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@Squeezy wrote:

Yep Rainny – I have been like that…..during and just after pregnancy….. :shock:

It’s deffo caused by homones – or stress

stress
id go with stress rainny :D

@Squeezy wrote:

Yep Rainny – I have been like that…..during and just fter pregnancy….. :shock:

It’s deffo caused by homones – or stress

Oh sh*t! :shock:

@Squeezy wrote:

Top 20 men – which is your favourite??

20 = TOM CRUISE
We love Tom, we really do, but we’re getting a bit bemused by all that Scientology gubbins and the weird romance with Katie from the Creek. Just chill out, Tom, and start taking your shirt off more again

19- TOBEY MAGUIRE
We could make a cheap and tacky joke about how we’d lov…

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@Squeezy wrote:

@Dibb’s wrote:

FEK…………………..wot you done with ^sian^, squeezy & beatty??

lol

D. x

We were dragged off for electric shock treatment……

*drool* :shock: *twitch*

*spots voddie on floor – mixes in some coke…*

mmmmmm :P

*drinks it*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@Jooly wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Jooly wrote:

OK STOP NOW!!!

Get a room FFS :roll: :P

Oohhh. Jooly………you read my mind!!! :shock: 8) :lol: :lol:

Honestly :roll: It’s like a knocking shop in here some nights :lol: :lol:

We should become madams and charge for entry.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

i got 2 little brats

Aww, I bet they are little darlings really :D :D

no they are truly brats :lol: :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

Well…everytime I go to Asda / Next I think of Dawny…. :lol: :D

hahaha DITTO :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

i eat porridge, does that make me a true scots :lol: :lol:

Lol…you kinda have to be born here…… :lol: :lol:

But we can make you an ‘honourary scot’ 8) :D

that’ll do me chick :lol:

how do u eat urs? :lol:

i make mine wiv cinnamon an sultanas 8)

The answers:
@Squeezy wrote:

Podger – Sh@g
Bahookie – Bum / Backside
Wallies – False teeth :D
an a’ – as well
Tummeltinty – tumbled into / fell into
Potless – Skint
Drookit – Soaked
Wean – Child
Crabbit – Grumpy
Stoorie – Dusty
Eejit – Idiot
Gies a swatch – Give me a look….
Gonnae no dae that – Please don’t do that
8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

pml :lol:

at my bit they dont say where do u live? they say where do u stay?
twee is two
how u th day
an ken this an ken that, i wanted to kno who ken was when i 1st got up ere :lol: :lol: :lol:

PML…’Ken’ is the most popular person in Scotland!! :lol:

:roll: i ken :lol:

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@Squeezy wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

pml :lol:

at my bit they dont say where do u live? they say where do u stay?
twee is two
how u th day
an ken this an ken that, i wanted to kno who ken was when i 1st got up ere :lol: :lol: :lol:

PML…’Ken’ is the most popular person in Scotland!! :lol:

:roll: i ken :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

Have a guess what these words mean……..

(No Scots to anwer..that’s just cheating!) :wink:

Podger – fat
Bahookie – bookies/betting office :?
Wallies – stupid
an a’ – also
Tummeltinty – :?
Potless – skint
Drookit –
Wean – baby
Crabbit – bad nood
Stoorie –
Eejit – fool
Gies a swatch – wots the time?
Gonnae no dae that – im not…

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@*Sian* wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

Podger – Fat fooker
Bahookie – :?
Wallies – Nerds
an a’ – ársehole
Tummeltinty – :?
Potless – Skint yep
Drookit – Drink it :lol:
Wean – :?
Crabbit – In a mood yep…grumpy
Stoorie – :?
Eejit – Idiot yep
Gies a swatch – Let me have a look :? yep
Gonnae no dae that – Not gonna do that

8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Will Power wrote:

OK seeing as no one else is Willing :wink:

@Squeezy wrote:

Podger – cóck
Bahookie – lucky
Wallies – silly billies
an a’ – also close…’as well’
Tummeltinty – bad stomach
Potless – flat stomach
Drookit – hmmm?
Wean – baby yep
Crabbit – bad stomach again?
Stoorie – story
Eejit – fool
Gies a swatch – give me a posh watch?
Gonnae…

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@Squeezy wrote:

Ah – that explains it.

Jabs already??? Horrible getting that done, isnt it… :(

Darryl had his first last week, He was sitting staring at all the babies coming out crying – I felt soo bad knowing he was going to be joining in :(

Still, all for good reason – at least they forget quickly. :D

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@Squeezy wrote:

@beth wrote:

err blonde question :oops: whats the last pic of? :? :oops:

Looks like someone’s @rse in a pair of tweeds to me. :?

It coud be TT putting up the Union Jack and claiming the land for Britain.

Ooohh…hope he doesn’t get to be in charge of punishments! :shock:

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@Poshy wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

I had a school prom in 6th year…it was lovely…*nostalgia*

But as for the Albert Hall musical one – nope – never been, never gonna go. Too far away for starters. :roll: :)

They do Proms In The Park on last night too … I think you are in Scotland Squeezy? – there is one in Glasgow…

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