Squeezy

@Squeezy wrote:

Sorry – but ours does seem quite cr@p. – Haven’t heard the tune, bt I don’t think much of the lyrics. :?

“Teenage Life”
Performed by Daz Sampson
Written by Daz Sampson & John Matthews

Now hear this

What did you learn at school today ?
That’s what the teachers used to say
But they don’t know
Don’t understand, do they ?
Why do…

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@Squeezy wrote:

Blimey :shock: :shock: :shock:

You should have answered the door…. :twisted: :twisted:

:twisted: :twisted: might even send the twins round the farm later :- O:)

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@token_male wrote:

i thought the egg was the shape of the stone that blocked the cave where jesus body was kept?

You’re right – but there’s no point in telling this lot :lol:

its done now anyway lol easter is gone, have to wait till xmas now and try and convince people that jesus was born on xmas day, in a manger

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@Giggles wrote:

I I hate my food being mixed up on my plate :shock: My friends laugh at me :roll: . If I ever get a fry up and the tomatoes or beans go near my egg it ruins the whole thing :evil:

:oops: :oops:

you too? :shock:

Gawd yeah.

My OH is the opposite, he mixes all his food together -…

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@Squeezy wrote:

Becuase I’m simple :D

:D

@Squeezy wrote:

Tell me that bottom pic is fake :shock: :shock: :shock:

(And thanks for making me fecking cack myself btw) :evil: :lol:

I know spiders are a lot bigger in Aussieland – I was just meaning in THIS country… :?
I could never even visit Australia.

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@Squeezy wrote:

Maybe if we all ask Pete nicely, he would make a new one (if he has the time)

Pete? Pretty please??? :D xsxsxsxsxs

yeah, go on pete !!
but i’ll let squeezy do the kissing :lol:

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I may be in Italy right now, but I have got my eye on you lot …….. and I shall be bringing some horses heads back with me !!!

…you put this in serious topics section???? :shock: (ego alert!) :twisted:

Tsk – as a guide you should know it’s only worthy of the gen goss section….. :roll: :roll:

:lol:…

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

good thinking,,or as a frosty ice maiden look when we que at a bar in newcastle soon…dont tell sian or lucky as they will copy us !

You first! :lol:

*wishes she were going to Newcatstle….to take the pics* :lol: :lol: :lol:

You know you want to Missy! No bleeding…

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@Squeezy wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

good thinking,,or as a frosty ice maiden look when we que at a bar in newcastle soon…dont tell sian or lucky as they will copy us !

You first! :lol:

*wishes she were going to Newcatstle….to take the pics* :lol: :lol: :lol:

You know you want to Missy! No bleeding excuse! :twisted:

@Squeezy wrote:

My OH is useless at remembering birthdays or anniversaries – but that’s a man thing isn’t it?

My memory is shocking since I had the baby – I keep forgetting to turn the oven off and keep getting up to fetch something then forgetting what I was doing :oops:

I have to write everything down :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@Squeezy wrote:

:shock: *moves slowly away from the mad woman* :shock:

Haha I’m not that bad honestly… :roll:

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@galaxy wrote:

I know, well me and my bf have talked about getting a flat together, and for a half decent one its 70,000 – 100,000, for a flat!

That sounds about right – I’m glad I don’t live in the centre of town – looking at around the £200,000 mark just for a flat (sometimes only a 1-bedroom one)

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@galaxy wrote:

All the time, last night I dreamt that freddy crooger ( sp? ) shot my mam with a shot gun then posessed her and made her try to kill me and my sis :?

Kreuger (I think)

Feck – I felt bad enough with my dream, bugger having your one……:shock: :shock: :shock:

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@galaxy wrote:

I still live with my parents :oops: houses are too bliddy expensive!

You’re not wrong there – I would hate to be just starting to get into the housing market at this time – it’s astronomical :shock:

And some of the DUMPS that still have high price tags is shocking.

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

I’ve got four tickets but I’m unable to go now! :sad:

Awww… :(

Give them to Giggles…… :wink:

Or flog ’em on ebay!! :lol:

They cost £45 each so there’ll be no giving. :wink:

@Squeezy wrote:

Stereophonics

You’ve used that one before :P

Soulfly

@Squeezy wrote:

Oh aye???? :-k

You been misbehaving again?? :-k :lol: :lol:

:oops: sort off.

@Squeezy wrote:

A chat with someone about something good :D

U can’t do that, u have to tell us who and about what now [-X

@Squeezy wrote:

Just checked…its definite…

http://www.canismajor.com/dog/newf.html

:D

:lol: ok, u shoulda put dog on there tho for dumb ass’s like me :oops: 8)