Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too
cool for school these days you have to
do the Seagull.
In schools all over London, apparently,
break-times are seeing boys running into the
toilets to masturbate, collect their
semen in the palms of their hands, then go out
and find a younger kid…. then slap them in
the face while shouting “SEAGULL!”
Good grief – what are the little shytes going to come up with next?? :o :(
:lol: :lol: :lol: I’m sorry, I shouldnt laugh, but f*ck I wish I thought of that while I was at school!!! 8) :lol: